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eddi-SABH's avatar

"I'm so happy." - Droopy Dog

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Pere Ubu's avatar

PUNKIN PUPPERS

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Those are some exceedingly cute pumpkins, but the fruits are nice, also, too.

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Bruce's avatar

Those are pupkins!

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Pupkins and pumpers? That doesn’t sound right. XD

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weejee's avatar

Great Halloween woof tee do.

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Menotsure's avatar

Four pumpkins on the front porch

Four pudgy puppy snouts

They ate their way into them

And got too fat to get out

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Pumpkin Pups!

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Broderie Anglaise's avatar

Oh my. I was bemoaning the fact, this very morning, that the world news was not warming the cockles of my heart. It is now apparent that my heart required BULLDOG PUPPEHS.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Bulldogs are one of those creatures you don’t think were ever babies.

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Marty Smit's avatar

They look like Winston Churchill.

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JCfromNC's avatar

I congratulate the photographer on getting all those pups in there and then managing to catch them all looking out at the same time, without any of them being in the process of leaping out of their pumpkin.

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Tessie's avatar

"Leaping"?

Bebes are like, "I don't know what this thing is, but can I take a nap in it? Challenge level easy."

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kmblue187's avatar

Imprisoned pumpkin puppies.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Right? They must have done that at nap time.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Not the gooey center filling I expected!

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Al Bellenchia's avatar

Pup, pup, pup…kin!

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Bulldog pumpkins are the best pumpkins...

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Bobathonic's avatar

"Just wait here, the Great Pupkin will be along any time now."

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

It's pupkin spice season.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Each pumpkin comes with a puppy!

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Goonemeritus's avatar

Typical Holiday marketing

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Trump’s turning the East Wing into a Liberace ballroom, and somewhere Andrew Jackson just screamed from hell, “Too tacky, even for me.”

Demo Day at the People’s House. HGTV calls it renovation. History calls it desecration.

Somebody hand America a sledgehammer.

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kmblue187's avatar

"But today’s decision is not merely absurd. It erodes core constitutional principles,” wrote Judge Susan Graber, who is not a moron. [Washington Post / opinion]

MY KIND OF GIRL

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Khavrinen's avatar

"It erodes core constitutional principles" is the theme of the whole second Trump Presidency!

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Hank Napkin's avatar

THE SAYINGS OF TERM ONE SIR:

"The White House is a dump!"

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Jacqueline Klein's avatar

This isn’t the first time trump has done this.When he first talked about the ballroom he said he wouldn’t demolish the east wing but instead add it an addition onto the building. But way back when he built trump tower he demolished Bonwet Teller, an historic building on Fifth Avenue. He had promised the historical society that he would preserve a pair of 15-foot bas-relief sculpture located on the top of the front of the building. New Yorkers were not happy about the demolition of one of New Yorks historical sites, but the sale went through. This is part of trumps DNA. So when he said that all the Palestinians in Gaza should be relocated so he could built another tacky monument to himself, I doubt he was joking or has given up on the idea.

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fuflans's avatar

sorry i'm that asshole but BONWIT teller.

(i remember that store being magic - well from the chicago gold coast version).

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Jacqueline Klein's avatar

I was working at Rockerfeller Center at that time. I remember being horrified when I saw what he did. And he wonders why New Yorkers hate him. Just that alone, but the fake university and fake charity didn’t help in one bit.

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Michael Englander's avatar

DOGE has been fired, apparently. It’s been replaced by DODGY.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

What would voluntarily fuck Vought??!!!!

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

Did anyone happen to comment that they weren't tearing down the White House with US-made construction equipment such as Caterpillar? They were using a Volvo.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

I want to [REDACTED] Leavitt for that dumb "consider yourself a journal" comment. It's JOURNALIST, you fucking ignorant twunt. Christ, at least fucking TRY to act like a goddamn competent adult.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I want SO BADLY for one of those journalists to stand up and slap that smug expression off her bitch face. Or at least let her have it verbally, reducing her to tears, and causing her to run off the dais.

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

"He wasn’t supposed to be destroying the facade of the East Wing, he had lied and said his new ugly outer borough/Miami new money ballroom would be not touching the White House, can’t get mad, but yeah, turns out we can get mad."

Wait a minute. Trump...lying? Whoda thunk it!! 🙄

Also Lord Evan of Hurst, loved your Insta vid, yo. And all and every little thing in this Tabs, yo yo! 10 outta 10; no notes🥰

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Tessie's avatar

Holy fuck, that No Kings protest really broke his brain, didn't it?

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Tessie's avatar

Could there possibly be a better metaphor...

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Oh, right. The shit video.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

I am mulling over which is more offensive. I'll have to get back to you.

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Tessie's avatar

The shit video is gross and hostile, but in a ridiculous way, like a poo-flinging monkey.

The demolition of the White House is sad, terrifying, and genuinely upsetting, like something out of a horror movie.

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treehopper's avatar

Remember that time they were chucking garbage bags out the East Wing windows? What do you want to bet that was prep for tearing it down?

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hillary's left one's avatar

I wonder if perhaps Halligan doesn't actually understand what the word "exculpatory" means. (In addition, obviously, to several other pertinent things she doesn't appear to understand.)

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