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Ross Garner's avatar

The USS Donald J Dullard.

Robbertjan Brandenburg's avatar

Ha! We didnt start the dumpster fire.

phoenix00's avatar

Failing upwards sideways.

Zyxomma's avatar

Nothing better than a feisty five dollar feminist!

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

"In one episode, the president told an aide..."

Last week, on The Presidunce...Can we please stop with the reality show currently running on all channels? It`s giving me acid reflux and night terrors.

Mavenmaven's avatar

Why does Haberman always put a positive spin for Trump in all her stories? I understand many legal experts do believe that it may rise to tampering given his power, etc.

Tetman Callis's avatar

The highest courts in every state of the Union have written ethical guidelines for attorneys. This is presumably because, otherwise, attorneys would not know right from wrong.

Steve-o's avatar

I guess his real name is Reinhold, Reince is a nickname.

ken_kukec's avatar

"And Reince will be fine, too, as long as he doesn’t get arrested for prostitution."

Team Mueller could book Rinse Pubis on aggravated mopery charges any old time they want.

Trip Space-Parasite's avatar

Because he tried and couldn't?

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

The repeated use of the word "episode" makes this feel even more like terrible reality TV.

george lastrapes's avatar

His nickname, Reince, resulted from an unusual choice of a Hallowe'en costume. Inspired by Wagner's operas, he dressed as a Rhinemaiden, and wore it well, so much so that ever since he has been Reince.

Queen Méabh's avatar

You know, when this is all over, we are not only going to have to thank Robert Mueller, but we are also going to have to thank Rod Rosenstein, who showed great wisdom and prescience in appointing Mueller to his job as Special Counsel in the first place. Rosenstein has an interesting bio.https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

Mavenmaven's avatar

He'll be well trained by "Sleepy" Carson.

James 🌹🏡's avatar

She just has to bend that magic balance so hard both plates sit on the table.

And if she can't do that, stand by for another of ten thousand reasons why Hillary Clinton is just as bad or worse.

Gotta maintain that sweet sweet access, even though it's a free press that is the first thing put up against the wall (without votes) in an authoritarian state.