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GrannysKnitting's avatar

I like how he came up with the most misleading, over dramatic click bait line item descriptions he could

Devon Williams's avatar

Admitting to committing one crime to get out of another crime is certainly a bold move.

beb's avatar

Musk appears ready to run the government like he runs Twitter, which is to say right into the ground.

PropellerVigo's avatar

You'd think you could at least enumerate the "Unknowns." Like as a basic condition of being taken seriously.

But this is Elon Musk and his baffling obsession with monkeys. So that ship sailed, like a rickety uhaul of canvassers headed to Mars.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Rebecca. The reason my morning greeting was late was because it took a whole fucking HOUR for *that* website to send me a confirmation email so I could disable my account. I did it, and of course I'm @zyxomma on bluesky, which, like beloved husband Meccalopolis, I pronounce BLOOskee.

Wondering Woman's avatar

Proof that them thar Rebooblicans ain't no math heads.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

It's more fun to make stuff up and pull numbers from your posterior!

Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Huh...if GWB hadn't cut taxes 3 times mostly for the very wealthy, while starting 2 unpaid for wars, and collapsing the world economy, we wouldn't be paying $659 billion in interest payments. Maybe we could claw some of those tax free "loans" to billionaires back, and stop paying so much interest on our debt? Just a thought!

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

That's why they put the Tangeranus back in..so that will never happen!

Zyxomma's avatar

Those wars weren't just put on the credit card. OUR Social Security fund was raided, and that money has never been repaid.

Tessie's avatar

Comment in a thread on reddit RE Elon getting picked to head up the whatever it is:

"Lonnie be the first bitch to get kicked out."

LOL!

Wondering Woman's avatar

But how many Scaramuccis will he last?

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Tangerini is already complaining Musk won't go home. I hope they get in a big ol' cat-fight and Musk uses his money to make the orange clown unpopular. Musk owns a fair bit of the Incel army.

Tessie's avatar

Yeah, let's crack down on wasted tax dollars by... *checks notes* ...creating a completely new department with two heads.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

How many nanoseconds will this last? Two rich narcissists, relegated to little more than clerks in an outbuilding, required to get the approval of their "co-director" on every single decision.

Chump didn't know what to do with you, so he put you in right field.

Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Also paying interest on all the tax cuts that we've given to very wealthy fuck heads for the past 44 years. Wonder how we could get some of that back?

Lumpy Tapioca's avatar

Invisible self-driving rocket tanks..........................................Unknown

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I saw a cartoon the other day. Batman calling Wonder Woman's phone while she looks for it while it's on invisible airplane mode.

el duderino's avatar

If Bill Proxmire were still around, Elno would have all the golden fleece awards

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

My parents hometown got the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate award from Laugh-In for how their Board of Education handled a teacher's strike and made everything worse.

Chris White's avatar

How much money has and does the government give Tesla every year. Talk about waste. Those carbon credits don't sell themselves.

theCryptofishist's avatar

So much of that list looks like misrepresentation.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Like all of it! It probably started as a joke and those idiots think it is real.

RMS's avatar

I think when Melon stops paying interest on T-bills that Wall St will be slightly annoyed

Erisian's avatar

"his illegal lottery of a daily million dollar giveaway for signing his stupid “petition” (way to get your contact info) for “First and Second Amendment or some bullshit,” his lawyers successfully argued that it wasn’t an illegal lottery because the winners were predetermined"

Elmo the Man-child certainly fits right in with the rest of the RINOs: they just love themselves some picking of winners and losers... before the contest begins. It's so much easier when results are predetermined.

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"Is that how Elon Musk will root out “government inefficiency”? Just not pay anybody?"

I'm pretty sure that those are the marching orders coming directly from the Fulvous Flatulence. That has been his MO since his early days as a "Real Estate Developer." (I have friends in the construction industry that were forced to close their doors in the '80s and '90s after the Sociopathic Marigold Swamp Monster told them that if they want to get paid what is owed them *by contract*, take him to court. This is where he learned the technique of stalling anything he has to do but doesn't want to through court actions.)

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"America deserves leaders that prioritize sensible spending."

Like:

* Building a big, beautiful wall along the southern border (which Mexico never paid for, those cheapskates);

* Decrease federal funds by giving tax breaks to the 1% and Big Business -- the rest of the Americans and small businesses can go pound sand if they don't like it;

* "Interest on our National Debt is Expensive" But Musk won't hold the Amber Ardipithecus ramidus to account for his dramatic increase of it:

"One of President Donald Trump’s lesser known but profoundly damaging legacies will be the explosive rise in the national debt that occurred on his watch. The financial burden that he’s inflicted on our government will wreak havoc for decades, saddling our kids and grandkids with debt.

The national debt has risen by almost $7.8 trillion [~33% in four years] https://www.statista.com/statistics/187867/public-debt-of-the-united-states-since-1990/] during Trump’s time in office. That’s nearly twice as much as what Americans owe on student loans, car loans, credit cards and every other type of debt other than mortgages, combined[.]" https://www.propublica.org/article/national-debt-trump;

* "Treasury's Pot of Cash for Political Campaigns" Yep, FEC funding available to candidates (who meet certain criteria) is a total waste. These monies prevent the US from becoming a plutocracy and/or kleptocracy;

* (Ab)using the National Guard and military helicopters to clear protesters for a photo-op -- I'm pretty sure that the Guard and the helicopters weren't free, that there were actual costs involved;

* Etc... etc... etc.

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"Trump’s never paid a bill in his life"

At least not in full and never with his own personal money. The Pumpkin Pestilence has counted on Wingnut Welfare since he descended on his faux gold escalator almost ten years ago to pay for his rallies (at least those that the host city actually received any monies, but, again, never in full), his legal bills, his court-ordered fines and penalties, fuel for Trump Force One: remember that he is a germaphobe who won't stay in hotels (even Trump branded ones) and flew to and home from his events on the same day -- with a few rare exceptions....

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