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Lambsendbeds's avatar

Okay, Dr Quack, your kid can go first.

deadjello's avatar

And always remember Mongol Horde 101--first pillage THEN burn.

Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

"Why didn't I think of causing a pandemic?"

- Paul Ryan

Eileen is Still Pissed's avatar

Yup--my family was full of them.

Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

That would be a violation of the No Backsies treaty, which was negotiated specifically to keep Sully from ever returning to ol' Blighty.

mailman27's avatar

These guys-"Oz," Hannity- fancy themselves conservative provocateurs. Much conservative, many provocateur. Coupla fucken frauds.

mailman27's avatar

Or, at the very least, be required to run disclaimers stating "this is for entertainment value only, not really news."

Wookie Monster's avatar

So, Martha wants all those people that Foxbots don't think are worth paying $15.00 an hour to risk their lives and those of their families so she can get a pedicure.

Fuck her.

And Fuck Betsy. I'm still amazed she can show he face in public after the beat down she took from Jon Stewart.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Go take a green tea enema and shut the fuck up.

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

So maybe we can send Raw Muscle Glutes to, I dunno, Russia or somewhere where his rights will be looked after?

Historicat's avatar

"My vet likes to tell me that cats are basically aliens"

Aliens/deities - potato/potahto

Historicat's avatar

We have three kids ages 7, 10, and 12 who are serious milk drinkers and we still don't go through milk that quickly!

Historicat's avatar

Must be nice to not have a "fuzzy concept of time" these days.

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

As I've said before, I think my father wrote my sister and I out of his will because of Fox poisoning.