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Okay, Dr Quack, your kid can go first.

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Sounds like a plan.

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And always remember Mongol Horde 101--first pillage THEN burn.

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"Why didn't I think of causing a pandemic?"

- Paul Ryan

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AND IT WAS.

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Yup--my family was full of them.

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That would be a violation of the No Backsies treaty, which was negotiated specifically to keep Sully from ever returning to ol' Blighty.

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These guys-"Oz," Hannity- fancy themselves conservative provocateurs. Much conservative, many provocateur. Coupla fucken frauds.

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Or, at the very least, be required to run disclaimers stating "this is for entertainment value only, not really news."

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So, Martha wants all those people that Foxbots don't think are worth paying $15.00 an hour to risk their lives and those of their families so she can get a pedicure.

Fuck her.

And Fuck Betsy. I'm still amazed she can show he face in public after the beat down she took from Jon Stewart.

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Go take a green tea enema and shut the fuck up.

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So maybe we can send Raw Muscle Glutes to, I dunno, Russia or somewhere where his rights will be looked after?

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"My vet likes to tell me that cats are basically aliens"

Aliens/deities - potato/potahto

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We have three kids ages 7, 10, and 12 who are serious milk drinkers and we still don't go through milk that quickly!

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Must be nice to not have a "fuzzy concept of time" these days.

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As I've said before, I think my father wrote my sister and I out of his will because of Fox poisoning.

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