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the boy band secret handshake, as it were...

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When Tommy Franks calls you the \"stupidest fucking guy on the planet,\" your position in history is assured. Glad he was there to advise Petraeus on how to be a better leader.

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A little OT, at the height of *Ground Zero Mosque Fever* I was walking down Broadway in Lower Manhattan in the late afternoon and standing at the light waiting to cross in the blazing afternoon sun was a beautiful young woman in a tight white slick little mini with 5 feet of leg standing in 6" heels wearing a bedazzled hijab perfect red lipstick and a matching little top. Fashion. And fabulous.

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Most boy bands contain some gayz so Debbie Schlussel shouldn't worry that much about the girls. Oh shit! Now she'll have to worry about gay recruitment!!

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<i>"Try to follow along as we explore the mind of Schlussel."</i>

Hey, I'm trying to eat a meal here! Geez!

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Five teen boys ... you have to know that ain't what it says.

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Isn't this the chick that pushed that dude in front of the train in NYC?

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<i>He knows the power he has over these mindless girls</i>

<i>Some</i>body's speaking from ex<i>per</i>ience. */singsong*

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She needs her brain autotuned.

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<i>"They know that Islam sells in Britain..."</i>

The invisible hand of the market is trying to pleasure their daughters.

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I do believe that is one of the hymns from the Cowboy Church of Virginia

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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro

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I want to be a Zorroastrian. I think it would be way cool to go around carving a big Z in the chests of non believers....

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Same here in Canada.

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cum gravy boat, in honor of the previous thread...

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