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Stallone is A-list talent? Who knew?

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Stallone will be Trump's body double in the new reality show expected to run for at least four seasons:https://media1.giphy.com/me...No Pepsi, Coke.

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Pat Boone was booked.

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There's a pill for that, Chachi 😁

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Russians have been hacking us since 96, so they probably have a pretty big database by now.

Trump will just require them to send a email to Pooty Poot to update their current address.

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Dickensian, yes, as in "the sort of character Dickens would create". A name that describes the character in an evocative way. This is pretty much on the nose.Honestly, it reminds me that Stallone only plays dumb Palookas in the movies. He's not actually one himself all the time.

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Yes, that's another. We can only hope Sir Dingleberry Drumpf meets a similar end.

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Or hollow out a book and put it in there. He'd never open a book to get to it.

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"Have I gone to Hell? Is that it? Have I gone straight to Hell?"

-Me

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In an underground tunnel beneath a pizza parlor in northwest Washington D.C.

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Folks, Steve Wynn can class up a place and class it up bigly, believe me.

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He's a complete weirdo, and that's ME saying it. But he is happily public about it and thus quite interesting, apart from being a damned good friend in his own right. I don't appreciate him as much as I should. And I should tell him that.

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"I don't want no white man lookin' at my Tampax!"-OK This is Going Off the Rails

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Clearly a forgery.-Trump voter

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"I don't know. I'm tripping!"

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That's the spirit. :)

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