500 Comments
User's avatar
$136050197's avatar

Stallone is A-list talent? Who knew?

Expand full comment
DahBoner's avatar

Stallone will be Trump's body double in the new reality show expected to run for at least four seasons:https://media1.giphy.com/me...No Pepsi, Coke.

Expand full comment
DahBoner's avatar

Pat Boone was booked.

Expand full comment
DahBoner's avatar

There's a pill for that, Chachi 😁

Expand full comment
DahBoner's avatar

Russians have been hacking us since 96, so they probably have a pretty big database by now.

Trump will just require them to send a email to Pooty Poot to update their current address.

Expand full comment
Longstreet63's avatar

Dickensian, yes, as in "the sort of character Dickens would create". A name that describes the character in an evocative way. This is pretty much on the nose.Honestly, it reminds me that Stallone only plays dumb Palookas in the movies. He's not actually one himself all the time.

Expand full comment
GeorgeReston's avatar

Yes, that's another. We can only hope Sir Dingleberry Drumpf meets a similar end.

Expand full comment
GeorgeReston's avatar

Or hollow out a book and put it in there. He'd never open a book to get to it.

Expand full comment
WiscoJoe's avatar

"Have I gone to Hell? Is that it? Have I gone straight to Hell?"

-Me

Expand full comment
GeorgeReston's avatar

In an underground tunnel beneath a pizza parlor in northwest Washington D.C.

Expand full comment
mrpuma2u's avatar

Folks, Steve Wynn can class up a place and class it up bigly, believe me.

Expand full comment
L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

He's a complete weirdo, and that's ME saying it. But he is happily public about it and thus quite interesting, apart from being a damned good friend in his own right. I don't appreciate him as much as I should. And I should tell him that.

Expand full comment
Misty Malarky Ying Yang's avatar

"I don't want no white man lookin' at my Tampax!"-OK This is Going Off the Rails

Expand full comment
Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Clearly a forgery.-Trump voter

Expand full comment
WiscoJoe's avatar

"I don't know. I'm tripping!"

Expand full comment
arundel's avatar

That's the spirit. :)

Expand full comment