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archy's avatar

Keep your eye on that adjective 'credible', as in 'no credible evidence was found.'

Ya know, I wonder...I wonder who determines what 'credible evidence' is.

JWinfield's avatar

When the Tramp family learned if that bag o' cash they immediately reached out to Tom Thumb Homan and... demanded their % of the cash!! They get a cut of everything now.. tariffs, corporate investments, crypto, property in Gaza, oil coming from Russia, etc. All part if the billions they've made. They're not doing Government for the fun of it.

Amanda's avatar

I have nothing intellectual to add, I just had to comment that I haven't laughed this hard in a long time -

"The awkwardness continued even more, with Vance resisting the question like a cat being lowered into a bath, hissing, 'Here’s, George, why fewer and fewer people watch your program...'"

Eric Paul Jacobsen's avatar

I think we need some spies: not US-American spies, but foreign spies, specifically from foreign governments that were allied with our own government before January 2025. I would accept Canadian, Mexican, British, Japanese, South Korean, Australian, New Zealander, or Western European spies.

I would like these spies to infiltrate our White House, STEAL some documents, and then SHARE them all over the Internet.

Because this tiresome practice of trying to get true statements out of the current occupants of the White House is an exercise in futility and gives these goons more respect and attention than any one of them deserves.

"M"'s avatar

Rachel tried to warn us

Both months ago and last night

fawkedifiknow's avatar

Tom Homan qualified for border czar because he is THE poster boy for a B-movie thug or gangster.

Robin L'Etoile's avatar

How does one violate a crime?

JCfromNC's avatar

New anime: "May I Ask for One Final Thing?" which appears to be about a violent young lady with anger management issues, maybe?

When she is put through the trope of being falsely accused of bullying her fiance's new squeeze, that he's just publicly dumped her over, she asks for a final request. When it's granted and she's asked what it is, she says, "Can I knock that bitch on her ass?" and throws a punch. Really puts her hips and shoulders into it, too.

Her "I bet you're wondering how I got here" flashback says she's always preferred to solve problems by punching the person she sees as responsible.

JCfromNC's avatar

I take it back, she has iron control over her anger. I'd've punched her fiance out *ages* ago if I'd've been her.

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𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘣 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘳, 𝘪𝘧 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘧𝘢𝘳𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘸𝘰𝘰𝘥.

DAD!

𝗧𝗵𝗲 '𝗖𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗥𝗼𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗚𝗼𝗮𝘁𝘀' 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗯𝘆 𝗜-𝟵𝟱 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗮 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺

https://www.greenwichtime.com/shoreline/article/clinton-roaming-goats-missing-goats-escape-21097901.php

Shocktreatment's avatar

3 months! Poor lamb...

PrimerGray's avatar

It's "lam" but it's for the bit, I know. I kid, I kid.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

You have to *know* Clinton, CT is home of the AntiFA HQ.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

giggle, I like the one lady who pulled over to feed em and the police apparently forbade her from going back XD

lol lol lol

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

The state should shut up ... the goats have been eating all the weeds and grass the state DOT would have to cut! 🤣

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

right? They eat poison ivy? SIGN ME UP

Tza's avatar

https://youtu.be/eCfoVI0TYp4?si=MOW7QSUDd32S8lUN

Portland Goes to War...In Costume. Forces include Gritty, Pokemon, Sesame Street, a Banana Guy, multiple sharks, a brigade of frogs, Spongebob and Patrick, and several great chants of "SHAME!"

Also props to Banana Guy for pointing out that the ICE guys are also "in costume."

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AP: News organizations including The New York Times, The Associated Press and the conservative Newsmax television network said Monday they will not sign a Defense Department document about its new press rules, making it likely the Trump administration will evict their reporters from the Pentagon. The Washington Post, The Atlantic and Reuters on Monday also publicly joined the group that says it will not be signing. AP confirmed Monday afternoon that it would not sign.

CNN: Several major US airports - including Las Vegas’ Harry Reid International, Portland International, Seattle-Tacoma International, Charlotte Douglas International Airport and three in New York - are refusing to play a video of Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem in which she blames Democrats for the federal government shutdown.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

Wait, Newsmax won't sign?

Shocktreatment's avatar

Somebody explain 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘳 𝘙𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵 to the unqualified imbecile,

"𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙣𝙤 𝙡𝙖𝙬 respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or 𝙖𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙤𝙢 of speech, or 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances"...

Fucking fundamentals

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Because he's a 12 year old dickhead. Wonder when the FOIA lawsuits will start.

Tza's avatar

I will bet some very happy lawyers are writing them right now. Easy. Win.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

For sure ... and I hope they *specifically* name Secretary Greaser.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Good. Shut down their propaganda. And good again as I'm going to be traveling through NY airports soon.

Shocktreatment's avatar

"The Kremlin removed some restrictions on using Russian reservists in combat, allowing the Kremlin to employ reservists in its war in Ukraine..."

The smell of desperation... Morale and mortality are even less relevant than they were just a few months ago.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

Ain't reservists like reserved for a reason?

UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

I guess it's a lot harder to conclude a ceasefire when both sides are still able to continue to fight.

UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

Upon some reflection, I've known 6 real-life cowboys:

Bob choked to death on his own vomit in the Idaho County Jail while awaiting trial on his 7th lifetime DUI.

Charlie committed suicide.

Ed, Charlie's brother, drowned in the Salmon River after drinking two bottles of Old Crow.

Glen is serving 12-18 for a felony DUI (DUI resulting in the death of another, to be specific.)

Wade took up cowboying after being dishonorably discharged from the Air Force following a conviction for slinging meth. He got shot to death at a motel in Tacoma.

Mitch is a good guy. He looks like he's put on about 75 pounds in the past two years, so that's probably not great. I don't know that I've ever seen him wear a cowboy hat.

Whale Chowder's avatar

I have several cousins who could rightly be called cowboys since part of their farm out by Wawai Canyon includes a cattle operation. So far as I know, no major substance abuse issues among them. I haven't seen them in donkeys years but they used to wear cowboy hats because they were outside farming and raising cattle and such.

We don't need to bring up my BiL, who is a "gentleman farmer" in Cle Elum. He used to be an amateur roper in small time rodeos before his roofing career caught up with him physically. Probably drinks too much but he's quiet about it.

The Wanderer's avatar

I think I've met two people who could legitimately wear cowboy hats.

They wore baseball caps.

UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

Glen introduced me to the Seattle Sombrero.

Whale Chowder's avatar

The Seattle Sombreros were a lesser known minor league team back in the days of the Pilots.

Along with the Bellingham Beanies and the Tacoma Tinfoils.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Now that I've seen the lyrics, I think I'll pass on listening to the audition for this country song.

JCfromNC's avatar

"Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys" suddenly takes on a much darker tone.

UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

There's a reason most cowboys, historically, were Black, Hispanic, Indian, or Irish.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Mamas don’t let your babies…

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

"grow up to be engineers."

-- Hamilton's version

Nancy Naive's avatar

“Engineers are fungible.” — Daniel P. Burnham, former CEO of Raytheon

Shocktreatment's avatar

So, despite the law and the constraints of reality, S̶e̶l̶f̶ ̶C̶o̶r̶o̶n̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶P̶s̶e̶u̶d̶o̶ ̶M̶o̶n̶a̶r̶c̶h̶ "Unitary Executive" Lout From Hell will be doing the unilateral thing today, as usual...

Will he do anything not horrible?

The future I imagined, as a youngster, had me waking up to questions like "Hmmm, jet pack or speeder bike?" not "How many war crimes will our president commit?"

Also, I would've brought it up yesterday, but I didn't think of it until today, but what if the Lout and all the suffering he's bringing is cosmic karma for US adventurism past?

Karma really deserves her reputation, for one thing....

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I'm quite sure many present and former victims of our imperialism are experiencing big ol' schadenfreude boners lately.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

Could be, but the Karma should be balanced by the not horrible things. Like life saving medicine and food aid, habitat for humanity, international disaster relief, and the like. We've caused the death of millions, for sure, but also saved the lives of millions, sort of thing.

So we should be dealing with like Nixonian levels of corruption, not whatever the fuck this shit is.

irish379's avatar

i misread that as "Urinary Executive"

Shocktreatment's avatar

Still works, if his adult diapers are up to it....

JCfromNC's avatar

"When Asian Names Get Confusing", Henry Cho (short)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Rc0SX2ycNgg

JustPixelz's avatar

9to5Mac: macOS 26.1 beta 3 changes polarizing Macintosh HD icon [https://9to5mac.com/2025/10/13/macos-26-1-beta-3-changes-polarizing-macintosh-hd-icon/]

"... update the classic hard disk drive for the Macintosh HD icon to one that more accurately resembles the solid state drive..."

The "Save" icon on practically every software application looks like a 3.5" floppy. And the email icon looks like a paper envelope. Not to mention "Search" is a magnifying glass. But this is the hill some Mac users want to die on.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

The reason those icons are used is 'cause folk instantly recognize them. I mean.....

Bobathonic's avatar

Hey, I saw a comic strip earlier today featuring one of those s/w update people.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I have heard that today's youths ask what the disc in the save button is.

JustPixelz's avatar

you misspelled "utes".