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This is perfect and I fully endorse never listening to Ben, ever, on anything

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Just read the jokes then

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I always thought it was meant to say someone was goofy, or silly. I have so much to learn, or unlearn.

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Looks like Patsy Bologna has gotten hisself a little federal grand jury invitation. Don't think it's RSVP either.

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"(Unknowingly) using the word "spaz an ableist slur in a song? Totally bad, horrible, remove it, offensive. Having full-scale songs for children adults about the moisture state of your vagina, that is Shakespearean wonder".

FTFY, you insecure and mendacious arsehole. And if you think Shakespeare didn't do filthy jokes, you haven't read Shakespeare.

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He many of you are surprised that leaving a woman tied up in your basement while beating your wife and kids was a deal breaker for so many republicans?

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Ben puts ass in WAP.

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If Ben Shapiro ever saw a WAP he'd likely pass out. Once he came to, he'd wonder what to do with it.

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I used to be annoyed by Ben Shapiro, the pseudo-intellectual who is the wingnut version of a smart person the way Trump is their version of a successful tycoon. Now I see how pathetic he is. He is truly just a sheltered boy who is so frightened and confused about different people doing different things that he only feels comfortable degrading them. What is a “full-scale” song? He really believes R & B songs like Milkshake are for children? The irony is that most teens and tweens understand those songs perfectly well, are fine with them, and aren’t negatively affected at all. It’s conservative men like Ben Shapiro, who is still upset about a song released 19 years ago, who is both confused and hurt by it. I guess we know who that sort of music isn’t for.

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Ben’s wife either cries frequently that poor Ben doesn’t understand why vaginas become wet, or (more likely) she’s got a hella powerful vibrator she employs often, that Ben thinks is an electric ear cleaner.

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It relates to cerebral palsy conditions.

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Ben needs to dry up.

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Like his wife allegedly according to him?

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Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap? Ophelia: No, my lord. Hamlet: I mean my head upon your lap. Ophelia: Aye, my lord. Hamlet: Or did you think I meant country matters? Ophelia: I think nothing, my lord. Hamlet: That's a fair thought, to lie between maid's legs.

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“We don't know, but we do know the boy needs to grow the fuck up and go outside and spend some time observing the outside world.“He might also go inside and spend some time with his wife (still hard to believe) and learn about vaginas. Maybe his wife (still hard to believe) will let him look at her’s.

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