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When was the time you decided to hold your tongue during the impeachment?

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“Oh, THAT god. Not the real one. Ours is at 1600 forever and ever, Amen.”

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Wisconsin, Wyoming, both Dakotas... basically the entire middle of the country has plenty of room.

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OK.Does that mean that Biden is Maximus?I want to unleash hell.

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Hate to break it to you Miles, but it's too little too late, and you're just confirming stuff we already knew.No one is impressed, and the cult doesn't care what you say.Fuck off.

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That’s later.

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Yeah, that whole "GOP is dead" autopsy they did must have revealed that their only hope was fascism. Fuck keeping women in the party or giving them a real voice. Fuck governing or making laws. Obstruct, deny, find loopholes and exploit them, do whatever lines their pockets and those of their donors and corporate America.

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Trump also likes federal executions. He has one scheduled for tonight. I wonder if they'll stream it to the convention?

https://cronkitenews.azpbs....

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"You heard me! Send all the troops to Madison NOW!!!""Er, don't you mean Madrid?"". . . I knew that."

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Cousins recently had email exchange about when to schedule the next reunion. (Spoiler: will be a while.) One cuz commented about sending his ballot in as soon as possible and I said that that was a VERY good idea, nobody wait.

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Commodus actually used to like to fight in the arena, though. Many of his fights may have been fixed, but it's still closer to danger than Trump would ever get.

Didn't stop him from getting strangled in the bath, though.

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It's not a political Party any longer, just a group of scam artists and crooks hiding within the system and gaming it for all it is worth.

They are hard to beat politically because they act criminally. It's two separate things.

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The real Commodus wasn't nearly as hot. Also wore a beard.

https://upload.wikimedia.or...

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Does that amuse you, Centuwion?

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Will he flip?

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