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Vienna Woods's avatar

Ancient Chinese Secret, huh?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Triple icky!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Me love you WRONG TIME

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I believe there is a famous Kanye lyric that goes with this post.

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Ikimizi's avatar

I thought it was true love, eternal and changeless. Imagine my disillusionment.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Probably the only thing that can get Rupert off anymore is a really brutal prenuptial contract.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...he started paying more attention to what else Wendi was doing..."</i>

He looked in the last place anyone would suspect: Google+

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Buttsechs aplenty!

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PubOption's avatar

It was for Deng Xiaoping.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...well fukk, if George Zimmerman's broke, murdering, sociopathic, fat-azz can get girlfriend ; then Murdoch will be dating Miley Cyrus by the end of the week!

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PsycWench's avatar

So this guy isn't dead yet? (from old age, don't tase me Editrix!) How is that fair?

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PsycWench's avatar

<i> the 44 million dollar apartment in NYC which she is totally keeping</i>

She's earned it after 15 years with Rupert Murdoch.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...she has been having sex with a corpse for 15 years, shouldn't she be arrested for necrophilia?!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Two billionaires in a row, Wendi? What's your secret?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Michael Keaton wore that costume better in "Beetlejuice."

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PsycWench's avatar

The mental image produced by this comment is nightmare material.

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