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Vienna Woods's avatar

Ancient Chinese Secret, huh?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I believe there is a famous Kanye lyric that goes with this post.

Ikimizi's avatar

I thought it was true love, eternal and changeless. Imagine my disillusionment.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Probably the only thing that can get Rupert off anymore is a really brutal prenuptial contract.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...he started paying more attention to what else Wendi was doing..."</i>

He looked in the last place anyone would suspect: Google+

PubOption's avatar

It was for Deng Xiaoping.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...well fukk, if George Zimmerman's broke, murdering, sociopathic, fat-azz can get girlfriend ; then Murdoch will be dating Miley Cyrus by the end of the week!

PsycWench's avatar

So this guy isn't dead yet? (from old age, don't tase me Editrix!) How is that fair?

PsycWench's avatar

<i> the 44 million dollar apartment in NYC which she is totally keeping</i>

She's earned it after 15 years with Rupert Murdoch.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...she has been having sex with a corpse for 15 years, shouldn't she be arrested for necrophilia?!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Two billionaires in a row, Wendi? What's your secret?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Michael Keaton wore that costume better in "Beetlejuice."

PsycWench's avatar

The mental image produced by this comment is nightmare material.