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GrannysKnitting's avatar

I'll have some of that

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ibwilliamsi's avatar

I hope not. That or they'll blend into society just like they always do.

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John Norris's avatar

and looking for someone to hold his beer.

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hotram1's avatar

Or more likely the kids witnessed or overheard something related to the murders, so the freaky Mormon cult mom and her new husband silenced them for good.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

But what about not thinking about the children? Isn't anybody not thinking about the children?

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babsMD's avatar

Everybody getting tested is how South Korea is actually CONTAINING the fucking virus. This time line is the WORST.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Well, she beats me. I only won $13K on Jeopardy!.

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Vel Venturi's avatar

I hope it was on a question about Tolkien.

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Vel Venturi's avatar

Can't have that! Must keep good numbers! Numbers important, great numbers, the greatest!

Makes me sick typing that drek.

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Crystal Grubbs's avatar

Let her rot in jail. Whatever she's done with her kid's isn't in their best interest for sure. And while I hope there alive,it seem that everyone around her, conveniently ,for her,winds up dead. She is one twisted bitch

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revenant's avatar

Mogadishu Pork is what you call the spoils of a ruined, devastated and anarchic America, which Moscow Mitch, Donnie and company are dividing up amongst themselves while the country burns.

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The Potoo of Existential Derp's avatar

The Reverse Midas Touch

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MDR's avatar

Premise of "The Cooler" with William H. Macy and one of the Baldwins. It's worth a watch.

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JerryRich's avatar

Macy said he kept in shape for 30 years just in case he was asked to do a sex scene.

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Leftflank's avatar

Vallow, getting a jump on doomsday by doing real world prep.She's prepared for the SHTF apocalypse.

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ibwilliamsi's avatar

Sadly, this group has been hoarding canned goods and planting their gardens for years, and will likely outlive us all.

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