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AlbertCamus's avatar

"Sarkozy is appealing". Non, Pas vraiment.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

I just read The Count of Monte Cristo for the first time a couple of years ago, I wish I could read it again for the first time.

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Rad's avatar

"Lock Him Up!" seems too... 2010's... I'm personally holding out for the 1790's... like 1793... January 21, 1793, to be precise.

(https://www.worldhistory.org/article/2085/trial-and-execution-of-louis-xvi/)

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

My note to Thom Tillis my traitorous Senator, just now

Senator Tillis: Trump destroys the White House to turn it into a sad reflection of himself, sends his goons to New York to terrorize the population, denies the US Constitution even exists. send billions of dollars to Argentina, destroys contraceptives and food destined to those who need them, will gift himself out of the US Treasury 230 million dollars, buys airplanes for his staff and an old Jumbo Jet for himself, fires anyone in the US Government who has any idea of how to run a country.

And your party is so afraid to release the Epstein files it continues a shut down in order to deny the American people proper help for health care, declares war on South America countries, helps Vladimir Putin invade and destroy Ukraine, and, as far as I can see you are willing to turn this country into a Banana Republic or an African Dictatorship where theft of tax dollars goes to enrich the family of the Dictator while his people starve - and you sit on your thumb and switch between your mouth and your ass and do nothing. You and your party are pathetic. Any person or group that pulls Donald Trump out of the White House and locks him up will be national heroes and everyone of you cowards should be tried for treason. I pray that that day comes, and soon.

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Rad's avatar

Well said!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. That Thing has always been disgusting.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Like the multi-millennia-long search for the Foreskin of Christ no-one has yet found Sir's dingus.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Heh, 'the former president of France and Mary-Kate Olsen’s former brother-in-law' - there must be a prize for writing a lede as fine as this one!

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CI Carlson's avatar

Avoine sauvage.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Wait, what was the part about how Benji the Mugger chooses his victims?

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

If this surprises you, you have not been paying attention.

REPORT: DIDDY PARDON MAY HAPPEN “THIS WEEK” | The Kyle Kulinski Show

Secular Talk (8:00) : https://youtu.be/JLOzdkyeh_o

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Diddy... or didn't he?

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pstokk's avatar

It's very difficult to imagine Trump skiing. For one thing, you can't really cheat at skiing.

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

No, but you CAN sit around in the lodge all day spinning yarns about all the black diamond runs you've done...

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Jessica's avatar

I'd only go to a ski resort if my leg was already in a cast so I could sit by the fire, drink mulled wine, and spin yarns about my spill on the black run

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Lucidamente's avatar

I remember a Daily Show joke from the time: “Donald Trump is divorcing Marla Maples, who violated the terms of their pre-nuptial agreement by turning thirty.”

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satch's avatar

According to George " Hardcore" Papadopoulos, " Prison is Trump Country." He'll fit right in. Probably sell a bunch of gold sneakers.

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LOU LOU's avatar

Loads of respect and admiration for Carla Bruni as an independant creator. I'm particularly fond of her song Quelqu'un m'a dit. She sings like an immortal songbird that has been watching humanity's struggles for thousands of years, but then again I don't know what she is singing, since I don't french by ear, but it feels she's expressing grief and love all mixed together.

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Doloras LaPicho's avatar

... please, PLEASE get better sources for French than Google Translate

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CI Carlson's avatar

You don’t want to sew your crazy oats onto the pomme de terror JD Vance?

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