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bobbert's avatar

This is not a subject that really draws the snark.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Seems normal for a math and science teacher.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I would not trust any national crazy-person list that didn't have Wayne LaPierre's name on it.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

straight up or on the rocks?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

people here wouldn't blink an eye if you walked out to your car with a stinger missile draped over your shoulder

Bezoar's avatar

Probably turn out to be a brain tumor. Or, could be a brain tapeworm, that's the hot new thing.

fuflans's avatar

jesus christ i got nothing.

fuflans's avatar

me personally i am going to ensure i never snap and kill a whole bunch of people by never actually getting a job.

that should work.

Vienna Woods's avatar

"One of the few brightly lit zones of moral clarity here: Wayne LaPierre sucks ass." Word.

Vienna Woods's avatar

I teach too, and the teachers to worry about are the ones that think that they are right and everyone else is wrong. This guy is an extreme example. And yeah, don't ever give me a gun because there are times... usually when I've found out some little prick (excuse me, ray of sunshine) has been bullying someone. Ah well, as my best buddy, the head custodian, always likes to say "It's all for the kids, isn't it? They're just expressing themselves" At which point we roll our eyes.

diogenez's avatar

Was waiting for him to mention "precious bodily fluids."

diogenez's avatar

Would the neighbors have noticed anything wrong if this had been Arizona instead of Vermont?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"welfare check"

Oh sure...vermont, natch. Fucking liberals.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Best dirty jokes, also, too. Not to mention gossip.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Hey gun loons: Just stop "protecting" us.

Really.

We mean it.