Hey Please Make Us An Elizabeth Warren And/Or Hillz Clinton Cup Design For Christmas, Okay, Thanks
Wonkers, it is December, and we still are trying to sell you the same old warmed-over crap we have been selling you for over a year. Why? Because our ex-boyfriend/eternal art director Paul did not make us good Elizabeth Warren cups, or Hillz cups, for us to send to the Burmese Coffee Cup Slave Labor Company and then on to you. But many of you are quite gifted with the design, of the things! So you have until, hmmm, anytime today (Friday), to design us a cup of Hillz, or a cup of Professor Schoolmarm, and the winner will get AN ACTUAL PRIZE! (It will be a cup.)
Send your designs to tips at wonkette dot com, with the subject line "Burmese Slave Labor Coffee Cups For Elizabeth Warren And/Or Hillz 2016"! Make sure they are not stealing other people's artwork, for us to be sued! Most importantly, BE MOAR AWESOME THAN PAUL. Poor Paul. We will probably fire him for Christmas.
Yes. You just have to make sure to drink all the coffee before putting it over your junk. You don't want coffee rings!
It's a requirement for the design phase, no?