Wonkers, it is December, and we still are trying to sell you the same old warmed-over crap we have been selling you for over a year. Why? Because our ex-boyfriend/eternal art director Paul did not make us good Elizabeth Warren cups, or Hillz cups, for us to send to the Burmese Coffee Cup Slave Labor Company and then on to you. But many of you are quite gifted with the design, of the things! So you have until, hmmm, anytime today (Friday), to design us a cup of Hillz, or a cup of Professor Schoolmarm, and the winner will get AN ACTUAL PRIZE! (It will be a cup.)
Yes. You just have to make sure to drink all the coffee before putting it over your junk. You don't want coffee rings!
It's a requirement for the design phase, no?
I get my steak knives using this one weird trick...
<a href="http:\/\/gawker.com\/the-knockout-game-is-real-1476675904" target="_blank">the knockout game</a>
Guatemalan
we&#039;re talking Demi Moore, amirite?
BANKGHAZI!!1!
the Hilz are alive
For either one: the RNC logo covered by the international &#039;no&#039; sign.
How did this creep back to the top? I don&#039;t see an update...
Did not enough of us turn in our homework?
I was busy last night!
Old Glory
What if the cup IS a boob, with a handle glued to it?
These are athletic cups, right?
Is nudity an option?
Free idea:
&quot;If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.&quot; Winston Churchill
With a big HILLARY 2016 next to it.
How about some wise words on the cup like &quot;More than a mouthful is a waste!&quot;
Boobies 2014!!!!!!!11!