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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Does Newt have a book or seminar or web thingie or some other grifty thing coming out soon that needs his name ramped up in the media?

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Poly_Ester's avatar

Newt take Tom Delay's advice and disappear. Take Huckahuckabee with you.

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Poly_Ester's avatar

Probably alt-history about on how the Confederate Air Force prevented the Mexican invasion in the 21st Century.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Props where props are due. You do know your blowjobs.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

Too bad for Trump Robert Bork is dead.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

Worked for Trump. For us? Not so much.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

All the authors at Baen Books, a science fiction and fantasy publisher, were ecstatic when they heard Baen was going to publish his alternative history novel. They didn't care if it was good or bad, they figured his name recognition would send sales through the roof, and the rising tide would lift everyone's advances.

Baen eventually paid a paper recycler so much per pound to haul away all the unsold copies because it was cheaper than paying warehouse storage fees.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I'm beginning to think that Republicans lack a certain quality of temperament needed in positions of authority.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Germany and France may still be allies, sort of, but they might be talking about me when they start jabbering in them funny languages of theirs.

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Perkniticky's avatar

I know, but presumably she'll take him with her. Europeans have stricter hate speech regulations - maybe the Italians will shut down his twitter account!

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phoenix00's avatar

So how did he slither his way back in?

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phoenix00's avatar

Replace "Newt" with "Trump" and it applies double.

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Pepperidge Farms remembers?

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Ms.Moon's avatar

The best part of the Newt Gingrich/Callista Gingrich story that I'd heard was that he'd been meeting her in a church before he served divorce papers to his ailing in the hospital wife. I guess adultery if fine if you talk to Jesus after and it's ever so convenient that church and Jesus go together he did not have to go far to seek Jesus.

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BillEGoatSmirk's avatar

It would be boost to my spirits if Jon Ossoff could take Newt's old seat this Tuesday.

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cleos_mom's avatar

As I recall the Blowjob Circus, a 20something groupie magically got younger and younger every time the Right went on a harrumphing jag. By the end of 1998, if the harrumphing is to be believed, Bill had taken bawdy advantage of a 3-day zygote.

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