Hey Seattle, You Wanna Park? (TUESDAY! TONIGHT!)
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Hey Seattle, You Wanna Park? (TUESDAY! TONIGHT!)
The answer is NO you do NOT want to park, because we have our baaaaby with us, and you are not : / . What you want to do is meet us at the park, for noshes and chums, the friend kind, not the bait.
Golden Gardens, from 4 p.m. to 7 (but doubtless we'll stay later), look for us near Meadow Point!
I have nothing else clever to say here, but your Portlander comrades brought such lovely things from their gardens, and pots, and salmons, and wines, and let's all do the same tonight!
Come and be nourished,in Jesus's namein Mike Huckabee's name, amen.
Hey Seattle, You Wanna Park? (TUESDAY! TONIGHT!)
No pitchers? No comments which aren't allowed? I feel sure I speak for the greater Wonkette community when I say, we are disappoint.
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Yes. FIVE! Not four, but FIVE disappoint critters. 125% of the normal cute critters. Do you feel bad now? YOU SHOULD!!!
ETA: I hope a fantastic time was had by all!
So, drive toward the water and look for the giant pointing hand?