On Saturday, Vice President Joe Biden's son Beau died of brain cancer. On Wednesday, Ted Cruz decided the vice president, who has not even buried his son yet, had been given enough time to grieve the loss of yet another child -- Biden's one-year-old daughter and first wife died in a car accident in 1972 -- because Cruz had a real HI-larious side-splitting zinger to deliver at a Republican event in Michigan:
"Maybe Ted Cruz should not be forgiven. Maybe, instead of offering his prayers, he should try harder to not be a dick."You nailed it. Sadly, though, no matter how hard Joe McCarthy's evil twin tries, he will always be a dick. It's in his genetic code.
That would be the most likely response if you asked the question around here. No one knows who Ted Cruz is, and if you told them, they still wouldn't care. He's a nobody.
As far as I can tell Christianity and Islam are two great evangelising forces obsessed with expropriating and demonising the ancient texts of a particular extant tribe you don't much like, and you can be as atheist as you like but the Christian teachings you received have done their job, you sure ain't any kind of rational humanist with vile comments like that. By all means criticise the texts (ancient BS), this comment is about showing some decency.
These people show repeatedly that they have no empathy for anyone other than themselves or their cohort. They have no way of feeling their way into the experiences of others. They are nothing more than the worst sort of opportunists who hope to capitalize on the misfortune and welfare of others.
Or a mop and bucket.
One can feel sympathy for Al Bundy. Ted? Not so much.
We're going to need more tablets.
"Maybe Ted Cruz should not be forgiven. Maybe, instead of offering his prayers, he should try harder to not be a dick."You nailed it. Sadly, though, no matter how hard Joe McCarthy's evil twin tries, he will always be a dick. It's in his genetic code.
Could we maybe go with 'None of them, Katie'?
Oh, take off!
The gene pool needs a LOT of chlorine.
True, but they're called the Deep Ones, and 'deep' is not a word that has anything to do with the vicious little twerp.
I'm not sure Cthulhu would BE the lesser evil, this time.
He might do better if he changed it to Carnival.
A gaffe is defined as a remark that accidentally reveals the truth, so this qualifies.
That would be the most likely response if you asked the question around here. No one knows who Ted Cruz is, and if you told them, they still wouldn't care. He's a nobody.
What's another words for Ted Cruz's scrotum? ... Ted Cruz. Hey, you don't even need a punchline to punch that Canadian Looney Tunes.
Cruz is a father too...
Ewww. That means there are people who actually have to look at that pasty puss and say "I love you, Daddy." There is no God.
As far as I can tell Christianity and Islam are two great evangelising forces obsessed with expropriating and demonising the ancient texts of a particular extant tribe you don't much like, and you can be as atheist as you like but the Christian teachings you received have done their job, you sure ain't any kind of rational humanist with vile comments like that. By all means criticise the texts (ancient BS), this comment is about showing some decency.
These people show repeatedly that they have no empathy for anyone other than themselves or their cohort. They have no way of feeling their way into the experiences of others. They are nothing more than the worst sort of opportunists who hope to capitalize on the misfortune and welfare of others.