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Billion-dollar dick joke. I'm imagining a skit on The Muppets Show: "DICKS IN SPAAAAACE."

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Must concede

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The BC fires and the Bootleg fire in Oregon are so intense that they are both creating their own weather systems.

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Musk: My rocket is longer and thicker.Bezos: My rocket has a bulbous tipBranson: Mine shot off the quickest

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I would gladly anger the Gods by tossing non-virgins such as Qevin McCarthy and Gym Jordan into the maws of dormant volcanoes.

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Fauci has earned the right

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What advantage conservatives see in keeping America sick and injured?

Is cruelty really the point here?

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I'm not sure Branson wants to brag about that

Fun fact: in many East Asian cultures, engaging in sexual intercourse for long periods without climaxing is prized in men.

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I’ve worked 130 of legislative hearings and hate them more.

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Yes, the Kama Sutra, the whole point is to avoid climax.

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Douchy gets slapped, but it's not a grand slam. He's ineducable.

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Cripes, this guy is a moran to rival Douchy. Loves to hear the sound of his own voice.

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As has Paul.

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Rand Paul rode his father's filthy racist coattails into office. He's earned nothing.

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Press corps is being extra stupid today.

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Brett Kavanaugh spoke much more rudely to Senator Amy Klobuchar.

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