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Hollysdower is under-pupped's avatar

I'm still used to Iowa doing its primaries first. Did they get rid of that caucus, and just do regular voting?

Rob Roser's avatar

I think Cali is the only state where that cat can legally vote.

Hank Napkin's avatar

HOW IS IT THAT WE'RE STILL ALLOWED TO COUNT VOTES?

Stephen St John's avatar

Re: CA, at least it looks liker there will be a Dem on the ballot for governor. Disaster averted.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

I commented earlier that I prefer it when Dok gives us cute animal photos, and bam! Thanks, Dok.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Perfect endorsement record? What about Orban?

NerdWithNoName's avatar

As for missing rep Rep. Tom Kean Jr. I have a hunch what is up with him. I have no inside information, this is pure speculation. I think he is transitioning and will rejoin the house as a woman. If I am correct many Republican heads will splode! You heard it here first! If I am right you all owe me a beer.

NewLarry's avatar

Hell, if you're right, I'll get you a case! (It'll be Hamm's or something similar, cause I'm cheap)

PuraVida's avatar

Pub Beer from me.

Eric Paul Jacobsen's avatar

California's elections for single-occupant office would be FABULOUSLY improved by instant-runoff voting.

Imagine if, after Katie Porter lost the first vote count, all of her votes would have been NOT thrown away but instantly transfered to her voters' second choice?

And if (in spite of this transfer) Tom Steyer comes in third place, imagine if all of his votes would be instantly transfered to HIS voters' second choice?

Even allowing that Chad Bianco's votes, after his elimination, would be transfered to HIS voters' second choice...

...It would still be SO much better.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Maine's primary is next week, June 9. Be interesting to see who Maine Democrats choose.

Dave Gesell's avatar

Rhoden? Doeden.

Doeden? Rhoden.

CzechJournalists's avatar

i wonder about djt's capability to do post office shitfuckery with the mail in ballots.

NewLarry's avatar

NewLinda and I are taking no chances. We dropped our early ballots in person at the BoE. We're doing the same come fall.

PaulDietzel's avatar

Yep, my BoE has more and closer parking and is is actually closer to my house than my precinct's polling place. And no lines and no assholes. And when I drop it off there by the time I get home there's an email telling me it has been received.

Apollyon Danish's avatar

Day three of the stray cat (although is she still a stray if she has spent every night indoors with us for the past seven years?) not showing up for meals or rubbing up against me every time I go outside or insisting on coming in at night to take her rightful place in bed. It's a long way to the road, but I suppose it is possible that something big ate her. Or she finally decided to go home after a seven year night out.

Resource NW's avatar

Once my cat disappeared for a week. I found him by walking around town calling and he came out of the side road. I think he found a summer family to hang with . The other time he fell down a chimney. The home owner was a bit ... perturbed seeing me on a ladder climbing on his roof, but agreed to let me in and try getting Panther out from below. Once the damper was open he sauntered out from the fireplace. I tried to keep from getting sooty paw prints everywhere.

Apollyon Danish's avatar

No, pretty sure she is a cat. Or are you suggesting that the owl and the pussycat ran off together?

pskbh's avatar

That's funny, but I'm serious.

We have feral cats in my rural-ish neighborhood, and owls. Earlier this spring I heard two owls chatting, one very nearby, the other within earshot. Then a very brief, very loud cat scream/ screech and complete silence. The feral cat population is markedly diminished.

I hope your friend comes home.

Apollyon Danish's avatar

We have owls, but she is a very fat cat, which hopefully could prevent her from being picked up. OTOH, we do have mountain lions.

pskbh's avatar

As do we. The creek is 1/2 a block away and they've been known to come down from the hills but not typically this early. I'm convinced it was the owls tagteaming. Crossing my fingers for your fat friend!

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

She may have gone up a tree and can't get back down.

Apollyon Danish's avatar

I’ve walked the forest several times, both my 10 acres and the nearest neighbor’s 20 acres. There are a lot of trees for her to climb.

Marlon Rando's avatar

Oh, ow. One of mine wandered off last month.

Apollyon Danish's avatar

I expect we should have our primary results completed by January here in California, no problem.

satch's avatar

Why do we need two Dakotas again?

I Stedman's avatar

Oddly enough, it was quite deliberate. When the Dakota Territory was considering statehood, it suddenly occurred to them that they could get twice as many Senators by becoming two states instead of one.

Apollyon Danish's avatar

Because nobody thought to name one of them Brayden or Paisley or Chad.

PaulDietzel's avatar

Yeh, what happened to all the Jims and Bobs and Stevens. A few year back our H.S. girls' soccer squad had five Kaitlyns with only two spelled the same.

tehbaddr's avatar

To tell them apart?

Marlon Rando's avatar

I am tickled pink to see Dr. Phil hawking CarShield. Motherfucker's down on his luck. Good.

Stephen St John's avatar

You want to hear something funny, I had one of the religious channels on (don't ask) and there was Michelle Bachman, claiming that "her faith in Jesus, and CarShield" were what kept her from worrying about her car breaking down. Slightly paraphrased, but that's the gist of it.

Marlon Rando's avatar

They never let go, do they.

Kateorite's avatar

That asshat did a ride-along with ICE in the LA area a year ago. Apparently he wanted “to get a first-hand look at the targeted operations.”

https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/09/media/dr-phil-mcgraw-ice-immigration-raids-los-angeles

satch's avatar

Dr ShamWow.