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Is he drowning us in a horrendous flood of awful, pummeling us into dullness, apathy and resignation? Will we eventually start saying stupid stuff like "It's not so bad"? My soul is being ground into a jibbering mass of dread.

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Putin is even more dangerous than Exxon.

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Must be nice to be so secure that letting them loot s an option, which will cause ACTUAL humans to die.

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Like turd going down the drain.

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That was my point..... as bad as Exxon is, we would be much better off with them than we will be with Putin "running" things.

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In fairness, it could also be Brannon, I think he is also going for "Blow it all up" as well.

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The college has to vote for candidates who are on the ballot in all 50 states. I can't stand trumplethinskin but I think we could have a civil war on our hands if the college voted for Hillary. The thin skinned one will likely implode within the first year of his term, leaving us Pence, so any way you look at this we're in for a rough ride. This is the kind of situation people in the future will invent time travel for in order to come back and prevent.

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it'll probably be the Pence administration sooner than later...

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You get an oil spill, you get an oil spill, everybody gets an oil spill!

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EPA is small potatoes compared to SOS. You don't leave one of the most powerful corporations in the world to be some loser who isn't even in the top 10 of the line of succession.

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Or Tila Tequila.

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It's not like their friends on AM radio were complaining about it!

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I have a complete set of Looney Tunes glasses I collected when I was a kid at a fast food restaurant named "Carrolls". I believe it was the precursor of Burger King. I love those glasses, and they only come out on special occasions.

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I think it's part of Hogwarts, isn't it?

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And who says Trump isn't a True Republican®?

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Yeah, he's had an actual job.

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