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And then you go to Australia and get eaten by one of multiple possible marsupials. I hate when that happens.

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How can you be my Canadian girlfriend, who everyone else wouldn't know, if you're posting on TEH WONKET and now every Wonker knows you, which means you can't be my Canadian girlfriend??? QED, GODDAMMIT!

*sits in corner, crying about losing his lovely Canadian girlfriend to THE GODDAM WONKET*

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Given that he's Canadian, did he immediately apologize for being rude and go sit in the penalty box for 2 minutes for unsportsmanlike conduct, only to immediately drop the gloves upon exiting?

I may be confusing two or three or more Normal Canadian Things, I'm not sure.

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And here I thought the Canadian version of the Gilead flag was just a figment of some writer's imagination.

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Lateral move?

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On one level maybe you are right, but I could also say that a much larger percentage of Canadians could probably name all 50 states than Amuricans could name all Canadian provinces and territories.

Having said that an even higher number of Amuricans do not know the differences between the two capitals in Ontario.

Point being that Your Canadian Giflfriend should NOT be blamed for the rife stupidities of many, if not most, Amuricans regarding Canada

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Do you mean Mark Rufallo or the city of BUFFALO.For what it is worth, in Rochester, NY you can often get radio stations from the GTA (and vice versa) and allegedy can see it on rare occasions.

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Can you see the Royal York from the top of the Big Nickel is a more important question.

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Actually, you're laughably pathetic when you rant on and on. Most morons don't realize how they present so we'll just let you continue to dig yourself in deeper with the derp and watch how that turns out for you. So far, you've proven the point that it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt."

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That's nothin' compared to the Wawa Goose!

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They've the ones in the red flannel shirts.

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"C", eh? "N", eh? "D", eh?

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You want UPSETTING? I'd take an occaisonal pic of Doug AND Rob Ford any day avec un soupçon de Yves-François Blanchet over the deluge of Trump pics we see all day long here every day.

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I'm convinced that all the free publiclity at the Oakville Assembly Plant, and that exit for Ford Drive off the QEW contributed a lot to it!

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Unless they are wearing different tartan!

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Waterloo.

*twirls mustache*

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