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Jesus Everloving Christ- ok, you fucking Taliban-wannabes- if you're so fucking concerned about "morality" then you motherfuckers better be ALL FUCKING OVER banning the boner pills that allow a great many "pillars of the community" to play hide-the-crooked-carrot with much younger women to whom they are not lawfully wed!

I'll just be out back painting the replacement trim boards. Look forward to your consistent morality, you useless fucks.

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Not dying from treatable illness and disease encourages homosexual activity. GOP proposes prescription drug price solution by banning all medications. Sure, some will die, but as always, the ends justify the means.

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I'm beginning to visualize a United States that resembles the EU more than the current one. Mississippi and Missouri are our Greece and Bulgaria.

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Just wait until Paxton shuts down all musical theater in Texas

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The really, really stupid part, actual Christian publications covering actual missionaries and overseas churches were among the first to acknowledge that HIV/ AIDS wasn't a homosexual or even necessarily sexual disease. It's the barely religious nativists who can still think a virus that has killed 10s of millions of African men, women and children is here to punish a few million Western men for being gay.

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No more show tunes?

Baby Jesus weeps!

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Alabama and Mississippi are our Serbia. The rump of America.

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Think of all the Medicare and Social Security money we can give to the rich as tax breaks!

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The United States of Romania. I hope these bastards learn first hand how that turned out for Ceaușescu.

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