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Land of the brave, and, free!

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HORSEFEATHERS!

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Do y’all know how hard it is to get suspended? When I read these in the Bar Bulletin I am always shocked, and I am a lawyer.

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Did you bring enough for the class?

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His excellency's car! His excellency's car!

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Much like she probably shrieked the first morning she woke up and rolled over, only to see D'Nouche D'Loser next to her 🙂

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(:

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"RFR" should be in the Wonkette Style Guide for Commies™. Nice!

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Also too, immigration amnesty.

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And the absolute cringing irony of it all is that he essentially killed off any credibility he had for the prospect of money.

Which Trump then refused to pay him (which anyone who knows Trump could have seen coming a mile away.)

At that point a rational person would have sat down and decided that it was time to cut their losses and hope they could avoid any long-term entanglements, like expensive lawsuits or jail time. At the least he should have listened to competent legal advice instead of himself, and shut the hell up.

Rudy is evidently not a rational person. Instead of doing the rational thing, he doubled down on all the irrational things.

The Dominion suit has the potential to reduce him to below the poverty level, and if a commission on the 1/6 insurrection decides he's a co-conspirator, he'll be facing additional legal action.

And all because he bet on Trump and abjectly lost.

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Thank you! I was having to check what reality I was in today. 🤪😎

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Please, Kali Goddess of Destruction, end The Cracken’s law career when her hearing comes up next. Please.

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Oh God, are they a thing?

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