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Sherry's avatar

As this advice starts to age like spoilt milk, their knee jerk reactions get worse and more shambolic. They were always stupid but now even more chaos since any semblance of adults watching the kids, filters out by attrition or just by trying to make sure they’ll have a job after this regime, quickly crumbles.

Schmannity's avatar

So exciting! Waiting for Trump to appear in vote-rich Highland Heights, Kentucky!

Randy Bender's avatar

"Join us for $hitler's next show in beautiful downtown Rest Stop, Tennessee."

Tommytoes's avatar

I vote we change the definition to fourteen minutes. At least Anthony had more than one bad press conference.

ShrillKitty's avatar

| simply because she’s blonde

Beg to differ. Gal's got more surface roots than a coastal redwood.

EyeQueue's avatar

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

"mangrove"

was right there!

josephebacon's avatar

And now TexAssHole Rafael Cruz chimes in!

Ted Cruz: "Right now, if you are left-wing transgender witch, you hate Donald Trump"

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3my3ktfucgp2n

Hmmm wondering if he's slandering Caitlyn Jenner...

Randy Bender's avatar

Anyone with an ounce of humanity hates Ted Cruz & Pedonazi AntiChrist Dump.

RMKH's avatar

No fair! I'm not a transgender witch and I hate Agent Orange!!

SethTriggs's avatar

Y'know, Joe Biden was definitely Old Balls, which is the worst thing ever. But I bet you could leave him alone and he wouldn't hire people who would be unqualified to run a lemonade stand. 'cause you know, Democrats have to have people with qualifications.

The most hilarious part of this person is the potential trouble she's in for her apparently LARPing as a lawyer. So here we have yet another person destroying their life for America's Pilonidal Cyst, a man who would never ever help them if they're in trouble.

But so many people think they're the World's Smartest Gnat who'll defeat the bug zapper!

Maybe it'll take another zacharia for another bit of sacrifical meat to become Press Secretary. Not like it matters, nobody's going to ask tough questions of Maladministration 2.0...accountability is for Democrats only.

Sherry's avatar

She cannot be very smart either. You’d think she’d realize that she’d be heavily scrutinized for her qualifications. To blatantly lie about her resume won’t help her future prospects unless it’s Newsmax. She’s not nearly qualified (!) for Fox. Also she is definitely going to be getting a call about that lawyer business. AND her husband’s dealings either N. Korea as well.

Randy Bender's avatar

She passed the bar in CHYNA... it's a big country in Asia... you wouldn't know it.

josephebacon's avatar

We know what Trump will do...continue to hire another blond that looks like Princess Ivanka...

SteveInSoCal's avatar

"It was never my intent to go into the practice of law"

Maybe I'm missing something, but. . .why go to law school?

Shallow state's avatar

I have a BIL - a now very, very wealthy BIL - who went to law school never intending to practice law. He understood it as a very good move for getting into and working in commercial real estate. Apparently it worked.

Whale Chowder's avatar

Back in the day we called it "seeking her Mrs. Degree."

swmnguy's avatar

Gonna be different this time

Can't write a letter, can't send no postcard

I ain't got time for that now

EDIT: For a second, I thought maybe this was a party, or a disco. Or maybe some foolin' around.

Oy!'s avatar

Fox News *does* actually serve a purpose as 'central casting (+ vetting)' for the Trump regime.

Actually I don't know if it is really the case that most of Trump's hires came from Fox. Were Kayleigh MaCaninny and Ol' Smokey Eye Huckabee on Fox before they got hired? Or Alina Habadabado?

abbienormal's avatar

It's pretty clear that Trump doesn't think that press secretary is an important job. And, in his administrations, it isn't.

Unfortunately, he also doesn't think that any of his cabinet positions are very important either.

tehbaddr's avatar

I do believe Tramp hired her just on an unrealized to him sexual urge because she reminded him of Ivanka more than any bleach blonde idiot that was ever offered up to the White House!

RMKH's avatar

Gotta wonder if the Oval has a casting couch. We know JD's office has a couch

Pauly2coffees's avatar

This circus takes attention away from the awful and shitty things the fascists are doing.

tehbaddr's avatar

This is true. The fire hose of shit has flooded US. Corruption. Epstein Files. High Crimes. etc...

Parakeetist's avatar

Obviously.

"Oh, she's cute!"

Five days later:

"Next."

Unbelievable how many people keep falling for this horseshit.

EyeQueue's avatar

Have you SEEN how dumb the average American is? :( :( :(

Parakeetist's avatar

Yeah, true. It's *so* true.

So very disappointing.

EyeQueue's avatar

I know. I never thought I would have lived to see this. Scorn for reading. :( :( Outsourcing thinking.

Resource NW's avatar

A thing I have noticed watching youtube left wing and centerist news sites. They constantly have click bait "He's done for now!" that, if you look back months ago never come to fruition. The Democracy Docket seems click baity with its alarms, but sadly, seem more accurate than most. I am concerned.

SethTriggs's avatar

That's because Democrats love when people Say The Pretty Words What Democrats Like and then it makes it so you don't have to do any work. Sweet gig if you can get it.

This is also why Democrats also get screwed over down the line by the John Fettermans of the world.

Russell Jones's avatar

One reliable rule is "Ignore immediately and completely upon any appearance of the word 'bombshell.'"

swmnguy's avatar

A good one. Others on my list, "Fire", "Read For Filth," "Demolish/Destroy," etc. And any site that features breathless stories about people on TV talking to each other. Or the stories about one media personality saying something to another media personality on Twitter/X/Bluesky.

That's not news. That's people teasing and hyping themselves, pretending to talk about news.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Needs more CAPS LOCK!

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

That’s how you learn whose bullshit to ignore.

josephebacon's avatar

TikTok “Permanently Suspends” the ‘Musk’ Film Account, Raising Suppression Fears (Exclusive)

Move comes just as Alex Gibney doc film expands to nearly 500 screens. Distributor Bleecker Street says it is appealing.

https://bsky.app/profile/josephebacon.bsky.social/post/3my3klzh7cc2e

So we note that TIkTok now own by the Ellisons bans the account for the movie "Musk"

Billionaires are gonna stick with each other!

Shallow state's avatar

Bari Weiss, Matt Taibbi, you can bet any minute now they're gonna be screaming from the rafters about free speech, about how NO voice should ever be silenced, about how words are not harm. Any minute now. Any minute now. Any minute now.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

free speech absolutists, amirite?

aktlib101's avatar

Trump deserves to rot in prison. And his enablers deserve the same.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcDsh7_hNgI

"Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy posted a five-word tribute to the late Sen. Lindsey Graham on Saturday. Plenty of people took it as a jab at President Donald Trump.

“Thank you for everything, Lindsey!” Zelenskyy wrote on X, in English and Ukrainian. He attached a photo of himself shaking hands with Graham, who is giving a thumbs-up.

"Zelenskyy didn’t mention Trump. But the timing stood out. The post went up hours after Trump put on hold the sweeping Russia sanctions law named for Graham, a South Carolina Republican and longtime Russia hawk who died in July.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcDsh7_hNgI

Volodymyr Zelenskyy has hit back at Donald Trump after the US President branded him a "disgrace" over energy strikes against Russia.

Trump has paused a sweeping new sanctions package targeting the Russian economy just one week after reaching a diesel agreement with Putin.

The US President told Congress the pause on the legislation passed by both chambers was in the national interest, saying in an executive order passed on Friday that he was waiving many ⁠sanctions, restrictions and duties ⁠on Russia.

The move comes amid a deepening row between Trump and Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Timing is a thing comics and drummers need.

SethTriggs's avatar

America's Pilonidal Cyst is essentially giving Russia money to kill our troops. That's fantastic.

IAmArlo's avatar

The clip of Trump walking past a waiting open limo and wandering towards an open field where he couldn’t independently grasp the need to turn around confirms that Republicans absolutely DGAF about the mental competence of the person occupying the Presidency.

Schmannity's avatar

Totally different from Biden wandering on a stage!

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Age ceased to matter once the media drove Biden out of the race in 2024.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

I missed that video — do you have a link?

RMKH's avatar

JFC. I love the little wave to no one. "I meant to do that! Was just practicing my agronomic skills assessing the turf."

Every single GOOP that has not denounced this Russian asset (if there are any?) is complicit in the destruction. Before the current reign of error, I used to try to find a Republican to vote for. There were some local or state politicians that earned it. Rarely. Not now. I will never vote for a GOOP again. There is absolutely no legitimacy left in that party.

Oy!'s avatar

"What we have here . . . is failure . . . to matriculate."

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(With apologies to Struther Martin 😃 )

EyeQueue's avatar

I mean, I've heard the bar is hard and most people have to re-take it.

There would have been no shame in just fucking admitting the shit. But she had to prance and dance and pick and fucking grin, so FUCK HER!