If you are related to me by marriage, stop reading this immediately. If you are related to me by blood or not at all, pull up a pillow, we are going to be talking about my seven-months-pregnant, thrombosed-hemorrhoidal, still cute and perky as long as you're not looking in the wrong place, ass. Where is the wrong place in which you might be looking, say if you were my husband and you were having doggy-style sex with me? TRICK QUESTION! You, my husband, who ARE NOT READING THIS, are not having sex with me, because of my ass. [
A little late here but if your butt looks like Angelina Jolie's mouth but couldn't your husband have imagined that he was getting fellated by said Ms. Jolie? Hot!
Well, pregnancy doesn't really come into it, but you might consider german author Charlotte Roche's international bestseller Wetlands (Feuchtgebiete in german), probably the funniest (and most disgusting) book ever written on the topic of hemorrhoids. Does that answer your question?
Hi! there. I just want to share my experiences with hemorrhoids. After I gave birth with my third baby, I got external hemorrhoids. Weeks before I experienced constipation, itching around the anus or rectal area and painful bowel movement. Days passed, the pain was excruciating and I bled profusely from my anal canal. I am having a hard with this unbearable disease and it brings uncomfortable sensation. I consulted my doctor and she advised me to undergo surgery. I don't like surgery so I did everything to heal my hemorrhoids. My husband browsed the internet and he found Proctozone HC Cream as a treatment of hemorrhoids. In my wish to be healed I am taking this medication for treating my hemorrhoids. I've been maintaining this for almost 4 weeks. My friend also suggested me to use aloe vera gel for the faster healing. I've noticed an improvement and I feel that the pain was slowly gone.
Gee, and with my pregnancy, I only got twin babbies, not twin thrombosed hemmorhoids. I feel cheated.( to be honest, my 'roid was a singleton- not thrombosed, but still with me almst 15 years later. Maybe that counts for something?)
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A little late here but if your butt looks like Angelina Jolie's mouth but couldn't your husband have imagined that he was getting fellated by said Ms. Jolie? Hot!
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‘Trix we still love you even if you have to play the slide thrombose.
(I’ll see myself out.)
Thanks. I went to that concert. I loved the Fillmore.
No. Aspirin (or willow-bark tea, if you prefer old school) prevents blood clotting, so the next one, if there is a next one, won't thrombose.
Safety is relative, but I would avoid all NSAID's in the third trimester.
Well, pregnancy doesn't really come into it, but you might consider german author Charlotte Roche's international bestseller Wetlands (Feuchtgebiete in german), probably the funniest (and most disgusting) book ever written on the topic of hemorrhoids. Does that answer your question?
I have heard from female friends that nothing hurts worse than stepping on a Lego.
At least you aren't shart-tempered about it.
Hi! there. I just want to share my experiences with hemorrhoids. After I gave birth with my third baby, I got external hemorrhoids. Weeks before I experienced constipation, itching around the anus or rectal area and painful bowel movement. Days passed, the pain was excruciating and I bled profusely from my anal canal. I am having a hard with this unbearable disease and it brings uncomfortable sensation. I consulted my doctor and she advised me to undergo surgery. I don't like surgery so I did everything to heal my hemorrhoids. My husband browsed the internet and he found Proctozone HC Cream as a treatment of hemorrhoids. In my wish to be healed I am taking this medication for treating my hemorrhoids. I've been maintaining this for almost 4 weeks. My friend also suggested me to use aloe vera gel for the faster healing. I've noticed an improvement and I feel that the pain was slowly gone.
Gee, and with my pregnancy, I only got twin babbies, not twin thrombosed hemmorhoids. I feel cheated.( to be honest, my 'roid was a singleton- not thrombosed, but still with me almst 15 years later. Maybe that counts for something?)
I love nurses so much. They make the best GFs/lovers EVAR!
Only because of their more nuanced grasp of foreign policy.
Rebecca's story was hysterical!
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