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NotOkBoomer's avatar

I spent my whole career as "suspect." Div Cdr looked at me like I was odd, but not in a good way like the other staff principals. I unequivocally outed myself when I retired. I'm less conflicted now.

Antonin Dvorak's avatar

Schools have no right to ascertain details of students' private lives, unless they may be LGBT. Then they shall be outed immediately and ostracized/removed from campus in the most public way possible. Fucking wingnuts.

goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

Hard to put a Browing automatic Rifle under a pillow.

Queen Méabh's avatar

I believe the NRA surveys their members quite often and asks the same questions, and members are happy to answer them. I'm beginning to think that it was a bad idea to annex Texas in 1848.

William_C_Diaz's avatar

If its like putty in your hands, youre doing it wrong.

Have a great day!

Mike!'s avatar

Jello? Psychic Gerbils?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

That's no baby, that's his holster?

John Norris's avatar

How did Jade Helm 15 miss taking all the guns in Pflugerville?

Captain Kraut's avatar

I'm rather more concerned by "ww11". I know I've been stoned since the early 90s, but I'm sure I would've heard something about world wars 3 to 8 at the very least.

Captain Kraut's avatar

Before. They needed the secret bases in Antarctica before the Reichsflugscheiben were able to reach Hawaii.

Alex Grey's avatar

It requires a big pillow. Maybe one of these... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

proudgrampa the younger's avatar

I genuinely did enjoy Stats. To me, it's a way of making sense out of massive amounts of jumbled data (the world is a confusing enough place as it is). As you point out, the problem is defining the correct tools to the job. Cheers!

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...Mr. Pickles did runaway, but don't you like his cousin Mr. Sprinkles better?

Doug Langley's avatar

I've had some student submissions that looked something like this, but with less skillful artwork.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...I'm not paranoid, YOU ARE PARANOID!!1!1!

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Might not matter if she gets botulism from improper storage in her big ass cans. People are so bizarre. I don't understand why they get all worked up about the most unlikely things but don't worry about vaccinating or educating their kids. I guess if you think society going to go tits up at any moment, literacy and disease preventIon are not so important. No that doesn't make sense either. I give up.