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NotOkBoomer's avatar

I spent my whole career as "suspect." Div Cdr looked at me like I was odd, but not in a good way like the other staff principals. I unequivocally outed myself when I retired. I'm less conflicted now.

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Antonin Dvorak's avatar

Schools have no right to ascertain details of students' private lives, unless they may be LGBT. Then they shall be outed immediately and ostracized/removed from campus in the most public way possible. Fucking wingnuts.

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goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

Hard to put a Browing automatic Rifle under a pillow.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

I believe the NRA surveys their members quite often and asks the same questions, and members are happy to answer them. I'm beginning to think that it was a bad idea to annex Texas in 1848.

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William_C_Diaz's avatar

If its like putty in your hands, youre doing it wrong.

Have a great day!

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Mike!'s avatar

Jello? Psychic Gerbils?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

That's no baby, that's his holster?

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John Norris's avatar

How did Jade Helm 15 miss taking all the guns in Pflugerville?

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Captain Kraut's avatar

I'm rather more concerned by "ww11". I know I've been stoned since the early 90s, but I'm sure I would've heard something about world wars 3 to 8 at the very least.

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Captain Kraut's avatar

Before. They needed the secret bases in Antarctica before the Reichsflugscheiben were able to reach Hawaii.

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Alex Grey's avatar

It requires a big pillow. Maybe one of these... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

I genuinely did enjoy Stats. To me, it's a way of making sense out of massive amounts of jumbled data (the world is a confusing enough place as it is). As you point out, the problem is defining the correct tools to the job. Cheers!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...Mr. Pickles did runaway, but don't you like his cousin Mr. Sprinkles better?

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Doug Langley's avatar

I've had some student submissions that looked something like this, but with less skillful artwork.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...I'm not paranoid, YOU ARE PARANOID!!1!1!

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Might not matter if she gets botulism from improper storage in her big ass cans. People are so bizarre. I don't understand why they get all worked up about the most unlikely things but don't worry about vaccinating or educating their kids. I guess if you think society going to go tits up at any moment, literacy and disease preventIon are not so important. No that doesn't make sense either. I give up.

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