Hill Staffers Bravely Debate Which Party Is Uglier
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Today on The Capitolist -- the new anonymous message boardonly accessible through official congressional computers -- we learn what Hill staffers think about beauty and politics: * I'm just saying that for the most part, Democrats tend to be uglier or ugly people tend to identify more with Democrats. (Classic chicken-egg scenario). Probably because ugly people are usually always pissed off and spiteful of people who are successful and attractive and thus try to destroy them by taxing them to death. They can then define themselves as successful, even though they haven't done anything worthwhile in their pitiful existence except harp about how much America sucks. And of course they then have even less fortunate people - who they keep in a state of perpetual helplessness - gullibly tell them they are heroes. Ugly heroes, but at least that's better than nothing.
Hill Staffers Bravely Debate Which Party Is Uglier
Hill Staffers Bravely Debate Which Party Is…
Hill Staffers Bravely Debate Which Party Is Uglier
Today on The Capitolist -- the new anonymous message boardonly accessible through official congressional computers -- we learn what Hill staffers think about beauty and politics: * I'm just saying that for the most part, Democrats tend to be uglier or ugly people tend to identify more with Democrats. (Classic chicken-egg scenario). Probably because ugly people are usually always pissed off and spiteful of people who are successful and attractive and thus try to destroy them by taxing them to death. They can then define themselves as successful, even though they haven't done anything worthwhile in their pitiful existence except harp about how much America sucks. And of course they then have even less fortunate people - who they keep in a state of perpetual helplessness - gullibly tell them they are heroes. Ugly heroes, but at least that's better than nothing.