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tinker12's avatar

Maui Wowie on the rocks!

Kooolest G's avatar

I want trump to explain why obama's parents thought it was necessary to fake his birth in hawaii when he was really born in kenya. keep in mind he would have been an american citizen no matter where he was born, the only reason to pretend he was born in hawaii is so he could be president. apparently they went to all that trouble because in 1961 they knew a mixed race kid could be president one day, then they decided the most presidential name they could give him was barack hussein obama. trump not only believes this but spent a ton of money sending "investigators" to hawaii to prove it

Jonny On Maui's avatar

Please do some homework. There's a TON of BS on youtube.

If your kitchen has a working exaust fan, you'll be fine running it while the product is 'baking'.

You do not need heat or cold for an alcohol extraction.

I don't soak my cannabis for more than an hour. If you do you pull out lots of unpleasent taste factors like chlorophyll. A dark kitchen cabinet works fine.

All the edibles I've seen have the strain type, full dosage, number of doses and mg/dose on them, but that's in CA.

Good Luck!

Jonny On Maui's avatar

Yeah, your tincture should not be green. You can use shake and trim but I think there is a flavor difference and buds give a better result.

If you are going to reduce your alcohol tincture USE ONLY ELECTRIC HEAT! NO OPEN FLAMES!! I reduce mine because I use it in cooking and the more alcohol I can get out early, the better.

I'm going to look for something BRB...

Jonny On Maui's avatar

This one has an age sign in and is the method I copied...

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Jonny On Maui's avatar

The smell isn't like weed being smoked, but it's there. Like I said, exaust fan works fine.

Whatever you do, be careful. While dowding won't kill you, it can be unpleasent...

BackDoorMan's avatar

... paired with his humble-brag "... the beauty of me is I'm very rich." So, basically we can agree on that one point at least.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

'Zactly. The parallels to Dumbya chasing WMDs in Iraq is hard to miss. Imagine Drumpf with the resources of the CIA, NSA, DOJ, FBI and the entire US military, chasing after whatever idiotic brain-fart catches his fancy.

Lamashtar's avatar

No offense to the National Constitution Center, but nobody correctly predicted the pattern of this election season.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

I would worry more about what to vote against.

H0mer0's avatar

what was this "audition" for?

H0mer0's avatar

I loved that part (even though it was kinda disgusting)Check Please!

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

Us, the electorate.... but mostly I liked the "Twirling, twirling for Freedom!!!" part