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This man certainly doesn't know how to Republican very well. Why the fuck isn't he holding up a piece of paper and screeching "SHE TOOK RESPONSIBILITY! I HAVE THE PROOF RIGHT HERE!"

He does know lying is part of his job, doesn't he?

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Proposal - can we stop referring to them as "entitlements"? "Entitled" has such bad connotations. I much prefer the term "earned benefits" - we pay into health insurance, Social Security, Medicare, etc, so we've earned the results. That's much harder for the wingnuts to argue against.

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Dana Perino is a disgrace to blondes everywhere, because she goes to 11 in the bimbo department. Just when Hillary herself was doing so much to rehab blondes...

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Look, those howler monkeys didn't do anything to you and don't deserve that comparison.

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I WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED AND HAVE GIFS FOR EVERY OCCASION.

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Who else is extremely cautious over showing anger?

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Having Sunday dinners at my family's house, and I showed my mother the picture of Donna Rose with Evan. She said "oh, how CUTE!" I think she was talking about Donna Rose. This proves my theory that Donna Rose is loved by all demographics (elderly Republicans, middle aged Democrats, punk commie kids, etc...)

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And then he became a surgeon.

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Awesome. Doing th same plagiarism and downloading that.

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You don't even have to change that much from the prior ARTICKULES OF INPEACHMUNT to recycle them, thereby protecting the environment.

Resolved, That William Jefferson Clinton Hillary Rodham Clinton, Pretty Much a Lock for President of the United States thanks to Trey Gowdy, is impeached for high crimes and misdemeanors and that the following articles of impeachment be exhibited to the United States.

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Lindsey Graham?

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Stop trying to give us you worst dressed, weirdest styled, and least desirable, dammit. We just got everyone to stop cutting the sleeves off their t-shirts.

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Try wearing it like this:

http://candelacouture.com/2...

(I miss having a waist)

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OHJB is on 60 Minutes now on the west coast.

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