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Vienna Woods's avatar

I though of Buffy when I read Gary's description of the basement- she would come in handy to deal with that.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I think the real unanswered question here is why are the Cheneys trying so hard to make liberals like Mrs. Clinton by attacking her all the time?

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

OK, the internet's over today! Memzilla won.

artem1s's avatar

something something from space, it's the only way to be sure?

artem1s's avatar

I find your lack of faith disturbing....

Lefty Mark's avatar

We <strike> report </strike> defame, you decide.

FIFY

Lefty Mark's avatar

It was trying to protect you from the infamous DckC Worm.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Not lyin', while reading this Cheney-related article, my antivirus software closed the page to block a malicious virus attack. Coincidence? I think not. He truly is that evil.

Vienna Woods's avatar

"he can peacefully continue ritually slaughtering virgins and eating a stew seasoned with their internal organs in order to stay alive and maintain a human-like form, as commanded by Shub-Niggurath, the Goat With a Thousand Young, so that he can continue to appear on Sunday talk shows where dimwitted quisling sycophants like Chris Wallace will lob him softball questions while giving his demonic two-headed barbed cock a tug job under the table"

Don't ever change, Gary.

chascates's avatar

Yes, if anything at all happens in a department with thousands of employees it's the person at the top who is directly responsible. With that logic I charge Dick Cheney with the willful murder of hundreds of thousands of Iraqis, malfeasance of government funds, and unlawful use of force.

Fartknocker's avatar

Dick sure has a repugnant shit-eating grin in that screen capture. Keep on fucking that chicken Dick.

I have a reserved a Greyhound bus and stocked it with bourbon, ice and off-the-shelf diuretics so when your placed 6 feet under, 60 of my friends are going to make a special road trip with the combined goal of pissing on your grave.