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Pharmadouchebro, enjoys screaming at little old ladies.

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I know, because I am even older than Star Trek! In fact, I am also older than President Obama, too, which is why I can't wait until this election is over and we can has a president who is older than me, which is how it always was before and forever after should be!

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Half his supporters and all his key staff.

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Say what? I missed that one.

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I did hear about one actual policy: he wants to repeal the law that prevents nonprofits* that have tax-exempt status from endorsing political candidates.

*GUESS WHICH ONES.

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Picture Bullwinkle dressed as a BK exec reaching into a Cheetos bag and saying "this time for sure!"

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I just saw the posters in the window of the local BK. I had read about them on the interwebs, but some part of me prayed that it was just The Onion having a funny, again.

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Formations lasts until a certain number of troops collapse

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She's doesn't even try to hide her right-wingedness now—my hunch is she's a Trump supporter. Mara Liasson is more subtle, but she's a republican for sure.

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Really? Bernie quit the party? Fuck him. I hope we win at least 5 senate seats so we can chop his seniority back to zero.

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Another thing I learned from reading Catch-22.

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Yes. Yes it has.

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I have a nasty cold on top of broken ribs, which makes coughing lotsa fun. I also have allergies, like Hillary does, that can cause prolonged coughing spells. I am basically doing nothing, as I recover, and I am four years younger than she is. Her schedule would kill me.She is fucking Superwoman.

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I'm becoming convinced that his true goal is to be hated.

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