Look: One of those behind-the-scenes stories about the administration. Will is prove to be endlessly fascinating, or will it be yet again as boring as its subjects? Well, it turns out Hillary Clinton is being used by Obama for advice on Egypt and to represent him on this issue. Almost like she's
"Hillary Clinton plays key role in dance with Hosni Mubarak"
[Somewhere in a bunker just outside Cairo. Clinton and Mubarak sit around a guttering candle while the sound of gunfire draws closer]
Hillary - Ok, Hosni calm down. Calm the fuck down! Now listen. I see a way out of this. You have to win the hearts of the Egyptian people again and I know just the way to do it. You with me? Good. You know how everyone loves those reality shows right? Ready? Dancing with the Dictators! It's a great idea. Even if you lose, you still charm the pants off of everyone. Look at Tom Delay and Bristol Palin. Ok...Tom's a bad example, but still. We can...
Hosni - Please Hillary, stop. I'm leaving now to confront my fate outside. Being riddled with bullets sounds better.
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I for one would have an easier time making sense of the events in Egypt, Tunisia, and Jordan if I knew that those Arabic signs were misspelled and incoherent, and if the protesters wore 18th century costumes.
Because only Allah is perfect.
18th century BCE in that instance, yes.
I'm here for the larfs.
"Hillary Clinton plays key role in dance with Hosni Mubarak"
[Somewhere in a bunker just outside Cairo. Clinton and Mubarak sit around a guttering candle while the sound of gunfire draws closer]
Hillary - Ok, Hosni calm down. Calm the fuck down! Now listen. I see a way out of this. You have to win the hearts of the Egyptian people again and I know just the way to do it. You with me? Good. You know how everyone loves those reality shows right? Ready? Dancing with the Dictators! It's a great idea. Even if you lose, you still charm the pants off of everyone. Look at Tom Delay and Bristol Palin. Ok...Tom's a bad example, but still. We can...
Hosni - Please Hillary, stop. I'm leaving now to confront my fate outside. Being riddled with bullets sounds better.
Bad news: the algorithm IntenseDebate uses to calculate pee levels weights down-thumbs much more heavily than up-thumbs. They don't say how much more heavily.
The algorithm obviously needs to be reformed. I think it would be appropriate for up-fists to be unweighted, and down-fists to be weighted according to the voter's history on this site. A person whose net fisting votes are negative would have a positive effect instead, proportional to how often they down-fist.
Or we can just go to Liberals=Intolerance and tell them what assholes they are.
I do my best. Comments like that are way better than any P
Newt Gingrich is also advising him, because he identifies with the Much Younger Wife thing. Cradle robbers have to stick together.
<i>&quot;...the 82-year-old Egyptian leader and his much younger wife...&quot;</i>
His &quot;smokin&#039; hott wife&quot;. Fixed.
I for one would have an easier time making sense of the events in Egypt, Tunisia, and Jordan if I knew that those Arabic signs were misspelled and incoherent, and if the protesters wore 18th century costumes.