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I immediately thought of "drain the lizard."

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He always has one before he meets a pretty woman. Just to be sure.

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"Revenge is a dish best served cold."

--Someone

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This is the first thing I thought of when I saw Trump's puppet response:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Bobby has been in the shower the whole time.

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I think that movie summarizes up the entirety of the Republican campaign.

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Little Marco grew a backbone?

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"I wish Hillary had looked right at her and hocked a bright green pneumonic missile at sub-sonic speed with laser beam precision right between the eyes."

FIFY.

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I hope Vlad washes his hands before he has to eat his next dinner of human flesh.

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He probably thinks Wikileaks has some dirt on him.

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And many, many Democrats.

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I remember a time when even a hint of support for Russia was an instant political death knell for any Republican politician. Seems like only yesteryear.

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Or just how thrilled he was to be unchained and able to take the gloves off.

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