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Longstreet63's avatar

So...since Bernie did not actually drop out, he simply lost, why is he still alive? Can't Huma do anything right?If Trump wins, he promises to ensure that people he threatens will actually be killed.

Longstreet63's avatar

America makes best of all potassiums. Everyone has many potassiums here and is very happy.

AndyC316's avatar

Aw okay, pick away then. Just promise not to eat the nits like a gorilla or whatever--maybe just crush them between ur fingers, or preferably set them free so they can nit in peace in another poorly constructed sentence.

berkeleyfarm's avatar

If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.

(I'm a bit Moose and Squirrel lately myself, after getting one of those fake-IRS scam robocalls from someone with a noticeable Eastern European accent. In Soviet Russia, TAX PAY YOU.)

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Pizza Hut is owned by communists! I just tried to order a USA Supreme and they had no fucking idea what I was talking about.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Der, die, das, des, dem, den. Ein, eines, einer, einen, einem...German definitely kicks Russian ass.

Tovarish Z's avatar

Sounds like top quality FSB psych-ops.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

Nits are good eatin', but you need a lot of 'em.

eyelashviper's avatar

Hurricanes all over, yeow, It's Hillary again...run, hide..

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Kinda like Bernie himself.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Meh, Bush league (SWIDT?) Lincoln Continental, or GTFO! Nothing less than top of the line!