In Russia, articles troll commenters! Big breaking news from the extremely credible-looking website "USA SUPREME" (Motto: "We are best American writing news, very accurately"), revealing that the next round of Wikileaks releases will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Hillary Clinton not only rigged the Democratic primary, but actually threatened Bernie Sanders's life if he would not drop out of the presidential race he had already not won. Just look at this highly believable, credible journamalisming:
So...since Bernie did not actually drop out, he simply lost, why is he still alive? Can't Huma do anything right?If Trump wins, he promises to ensure that people he threatens will actually be killed.
Aw okay, pick away then. Just promise not to eat the nits like a gorilla or whatever--maybe just crush them between ur fingers, or preferably set them free so they can nit in peace in another poorly constructed sentence.
(I'm a bit Moose and Squirrel lately myself, after getting one of those fake-IRS scam robocalls from someone with a noticeable Eastern European accent. In Soviet Russia, TAX PAY YOU.)
So...since Bernie did not actually drop out, he simply lost, why is he still alive? Can't Huma do anything right?If Trump wins, he promises to ensure that people he threatens will actually be killed.
America makes best of all potassiums. Everyone has many potassiums here and is very happy.
He wants out.
Aw okay, pick away then. Just promise not to eat the nits like a gorilla or whatever--maybe just crush them between ur fingers, or preferably set them free so they can nit in peace in another poorly constructed sentence.
If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.
(I'm a bit Moose and Squirrel lately myself, after getting one of those fake-IRS scam robocalls from someone with a noticeable Eastern European accent. In Soviet Russia, TAX PAY YOU.)
Pizza Hut is owned by communists! I just tried to order a USA Supreme and they had no fucking idea what I was talking about.
Der, die, das, des, dem, den. Ein, eines, einer, einen, einem...German definitely kicks Russian ass.
Sounds like top quality FSB psych-ops.
Nits are good eatin', but you need a lot of 'em.
Hurricanes all over, yeow, It's Hillary again...run, hide..
USASupreme.com editor-in-chief Yoda is.
Molotov, sir! Molotov!
Schrodinger's Asshole.
Kinda like Bernie himself.
Meh, Bush league (SWIDT?) Lincoln Continental, or GTFO! Nothing less than top of the line!
Lincoln Tunnel or GTFO!