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I MISS DAVE. Also too Jon Stewart and "Stephen Colbert."

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Hubs and I were totally not going to watch, I asked to just watch a few minutes, then insisted on the whole thing. Poor hubs couldn't sleep a wink.

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Too obvious. Do what I did with the Rush Limbaugh books: move them to the Fantasy shelves.

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*applauds* Utter perfection!

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"Mr. Trump, how many is five plus three?"

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Only whiney baby Trumple bothered calling in looking for a shoulder to cry on.

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...except, as many have proved, the actual facts aren't on his side. It's more "making things up as we go along to suit my narrative"

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The "commensurate with the facts" part applies to the person deploying the razor considering what they themselves know to deduce what's going on in Trumpworld, and doesn't in any way assume or imply that truth will constrain the messages that wreak therefrom.

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Although on second thought there does seem to be a kind of alternate epistemology which appears to constrain him. Rule #1: if Trump said it, it is true. Corollary: if he says he never said it, that is true, so what he said might not be true. Rule #2: if he said two contradictory things, both are true. When rule #2 becomes insupportable apply the corollary to rule #1.

I think that about covers it.

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Canceled the after party to run crying to his safe space at The Spin.

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"Whatever I think it is, and I blame Hillary"

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It seems like it should be with the toilet paper...

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"....... nuke 'em all"

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I'm very impressed! :D

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