Remember John Edwards? You do, and you are sad about it, yeah? Your own little progressive Icarus who flew too close to the bright hot sun of the National Enquirer and then fell to earth, wings aflame, or hurtled into the sun, or exploded or something. We do not know because we skipped Greek classics in high school to get high instead. Anyway! Remember John Edwards? Remember that one time the
Damn. Somebody figured out how to do those pop-up begging things. The Apocralypse is almost upon us. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=z5_xAXtQdtM" target="_blank">Why are we sleeping</a>?
Wait. Where is this chap-stick?
Hockey player?
Well, okay.
Hey, leave the rhetorical questions to Dok.
It&#039;s amazing what mileage you can get out of &quot;lesser of two evils&quot;. Or, in this case, &quot;Not the evil one&quot;.
I did not pith on that frog.
Have you considered a career in protocol?
Employ other evidence.
This here is a true statement. ^^^^^
Apparently, I&#039;m a lesbian.
(This concept has not proven to be substantially viable).
Um. What?
Oh, wait.
Unless Dunh Dunh duhhhhhhh Hillary&#039;s a man!
Yes, but it did <em>nothing</em> to reduce her fapworthiness.
Quite possibly the most subtle &quot;pics or GTFO&quot; ever.
Of course in the biblical sense, this is more or less true by definition.
:::Dash steeples his fingers:::
Yeeeas...I know.
Damn. Somebody figured out how to do those pop-up begging things. The Apocralypse is almost upon us. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=z5_xAXtQdtM" target="_blank">Why are we sleeping</a>?