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Ghenghis McCann's avatar

He probably thinks he's a stud.

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Little Lulu's avatar

That's how I felt. A nice good push that made me much happier with the Hilz he helped bring out. She's a much more appealing candidate now than she would have been - I feel much happier with New Hillary.

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Shananigan's avatar

I feel a lot less ambivalent about voting for her now, too. More like I'm voting FOR her, not just AGAINST Trump.

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

safe travels, Evan!Say, is it too late to ask if it really is always sunny there?

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Brodie Parker's avatar

Safe travels brother.

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Gayer Than Thou's avatar

No one wants those anywhere near their face.

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Bemused's avatar

The non-funny answer is hippies, social activism, and Vietnam.

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Bemused's avatar

They "read" Breitbart too! In a way of reading in which they click on the comment button and post "TRUMP2016!" even on stories about Pandas.

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whitroth's avatar

Wrong answer. They started following the GOP to the right, after Humphrey's and McGovern's loss to Tricky Dick.

mark, leftover hippie, and active in the streets during 'Nam

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Zyxomma's avatar

I have the DVD reserved at the library, and am looking forward to it greatly. I don't go to movies anymore; too broke.

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Bemused's avatar

Following the GOP to the right isn't why the Dems ceded the flag, patriotism, the troops, and God though.

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Pookabun's avatar

I cried too! I never ever do that, I don't cry unless I'm really angry usually, but they got me 5 or 6 times :) Also - ya'll should come have drinks with us in NYC on your way back.

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accidental housewife's avatar

Toe rings

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

If it bleeds, it leads. Rainbows go in the back of Section 4, with the horoscope and Mary Worth.

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berkeleyfarm's avatar

I didn't! This is one of the first times I remember in a while that I did. I might have voted for Bill. It's all kind of a blur at this point.

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Justno's avatar

I cried and grinned simultaneously. Then sobbed some more wishing my mother and grandmother could have seen this.

My mom was a lifelong Republican who voted for Obama, loved OHJB, was appalled by the way Charlie Christ was treated by nut jobs in Florida, was rabid anti GWB, and watched John Stewart religiously. She described Hillary as brilliant and would have danced in the streets last night. If she had lived I'm convinced she would have gone independent.

One of my favorite memories is being with her in the recovery room at Moffitt Cancer Center after her surgery in 2008 and telling her about the RNC, Palin, Christ, and other absurdities she missed.

So I guess I kinda owe Sarah for helping me distract my mom that night. That's not approval, that's more like she, along with the rest of the bizarro tea party idiots, is so fundamentally awful that she can distract a fucking cancer patient.

I'm not a religious person but I hope my mom knows Hillary Clinton is about to be our first female president and that RBG is still kicking ass.

She'd love this.

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