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Jack's avatar

Historically accurate Cyclops? So he shoots heat-rays out of his eyes?

Michel Equality's avatar

He can’t spell the word “dumb” and he’s never heard of “groceries” - but he knows where Mali is????

Sharon Yanovitch's avatar

Ich schätze die Deutschstunde, danke.

Resist Herr GropenFuhrer's avatar

re: Tomorrow we’ll really screw y’all up and send the afternoon newsletter in Mandarin or something! Fun!

For reporting on the Ongoing Farce, and especially in light of the war vs. Iran, I recommend Farsi ... although, that might get you a visit from Homeland Security, so perhaps best to have your Canadian office publish it ... safety first!!