So that's what a pine martin is! It is so cute! In His Dark Materials, Lyra Belacqua's daemon (soul) eventually takes the shape of a pine martin when she reaches adulthood.
Cakes Jr went to school dressed as Lyra Belacqua for World Book Day when she was about 10. We got her a soft toy Pine Marten to complete the costume.
The sad thing is that only one of her teachers recognised the character.
Another year she went as Mildred Hubble (The Worst Witch), complete with a broomstick, cauldron, and a soft toy tabby kitten. Again, only one or two of the teachers recognised who she was supposed to be.
OMG, I would have recognized both of those immediately! But I would probably be one of the few. This stuff is for the real book nerds, and good for your daughter for being one of us!
"American pine martens are solitary except for breeding season. They establish their home range through scent marking using scat, urine and rubbings from their anal glands."
Dear God, what a bunch of peewees. My father told me "This country is not ready for a black president." and I was, like, Dad, he's NOT that black. But he was apparently black enough to permanently hurt the tushies of a BUNCH of sad man boys.
Hey, MAGA! When we're the Guardian of the Middle East, that means your kids get to go act as human shields for Bibi Netanyahu while that 20% we're going to steal goes right into the rich kids' pockets.
But you'll get a nice flag in a nice little triangular box when your kid comes home in a box.
I'm reminded of the opening scene of "Masquerade", where a mourner holds a mirror under the deceased's nose to verify that he's dead. The next guy sticks a pin into him.
I'm starting to think these morons actually believe the lies they've been telling. Like, does Vance actually think protestors are being paid?? He is quoted saying this at an actual meeting? Are they all so much in a bubble now that they've forgotten what is true? SMH
Trump grew up admiring the Mafia crime lords. But he has never been ruthless enough to try to get away with murder. He's a weaselly little coward that any capo would have iced before he could betray them.
A baby pine marten in your hed gif. More info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/baby-pine-martin
And your meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/1c939994-b38d-41f5-9eae-befb58fd6d9f?utm_source=share
"The size of these territories can vary from .04 to 6.1 square miles and is largely dependent on prey availability and sex."
the 6.1 square mile territories are the ones what don't have much sex.
He was singing in a band in the eighties. They ware called the House Martens.
I have some of their albums on vinyl, they were quite good!
House Martins are a type of bird. Nomenclature is confusing like that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_house_martin
They call them "Mehlschwalbe" in Germany. Was trying to make A Funny. :D
So that's what a pine martin is! It is so cute! In His Dark Materials, Lyra Belacqua's daemon (soul) eventually takes the shape of a pine martin when she reaches adulthood.
Cute they are, but, like all Mustelidae they are vicious predators. a miniature honey badger.
Cakes Jr went to school dressed as Lyra Belacqua for World Book Day when she was about 10. We got her a soft toy Pine Marten to complete the costume.
The sad thing is that only one of her teachers recognised the character.
Another year she went as Mildred Hubble (The Worst Witch), complete with a broomstick, cauldron, and a soft toy tabby kitten. Again, only one or two of the teachers recognised who she was supposed to be.
OMG, I would have recognized both of those immediately! But I would probably be one of the few. This stuff is for the real book nerds, and good for your daughter for being one of us!
It looks kinda like a daby Cheech Marin.
Babby weasel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are so cute. Why are they also so sharp?
Did ya ever have the sort of day
When you just have trouble startin'?
I did til I got a look at
That little orphaned marten.
I would want to kiss that tiny nose except for the claws.
That is a cute badger-cat.
Stared at it for a while to be sure it wasn't a kitten with non-standard ears!
Please tell me his name is Ricky.
LOL!
Babby pine marten has a cute face but, yee gads, those claws!
"American pine martens are solitary except for breeding season. They establish their home range through scent marking using scat, urine and rubbings from their anal glands."
Just like Trump!
Nah. Pine martens still get laid. And they have better hair.
Well yes, but according to my crystal ball, 'pine martins are 1000% smarter than trump.'
and cute
Some sort of pupper!
Martens also come in Lemon Fresh, Sandalwood, and Jasmine.
Given their natural smell, you wish they came in those scents.
Consider yourself "Martinized".
We'll have to ask Doc what kind of Marten that is
If it can be suspended, it's not a Constitutional right; its a privilege that can be bestowed and revoked at a whim.
Dear God, what a bunch of peewees. My father told me "This country is not ready for a black president." and I was, like, Dad, he's NOT that black. But he was apparently black enough to permanently hurt the tushies of a BUNCH of sad man boys.
They would prefer to erase both Obama and Biden from history.
' “We're afraid some of our most sensitive conversations were being recorded," the regime told Axios. "And we have no idea which ones." '
It was so much easier when there was just a single piece of tape, that Rosemary Woods could accitentionally erase.
Hey, MAGA! When we're the Guardian of the Middle East, that means your kids get to go act as human shields for Bibi Netanyahu while that 20% we're going to steal goes right into the rich kids' pockets.
But you'll get a nice flag in a nice little triangular box when your kid comes home in a box.
Well, to be fair, his dick IS small. Also, his fists are tiny and his wrists are limp. Watch him dance like you're 13 years old.
President Hereby Herewith
Thank you for your contention on this matter!
Technically, the Korean war never ended either.
NOW you tell me.
Stop bragging about a toll free Strait. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN FUCKING TOLL FREE!
There will never be a treaty with Iran because Iran doesn't trust Trump to keep his word. In fact NO ONE trusts Trump to keep his word.
It will be until Iran cuts Trump in on the action.
I'm reminded of the opening scene of "Masquerade", where a mourner holds a mirror under the deceased's nose to verify that he's dead. The next guy sticks a pin into him.
"Charade", I think, but yeah.
Whoops. You are correct.
Monday Tab's and Coffee ☕💯👍
Leaking like a well oiled machine. Drip. Drip.
I'm starting to think these morons actually believe the lies they've been telling. Like, does Vance actually think protestors are being paid?? He is quoted saying this at an actual meeting? Are they all so much in a bubble now that they've forgotten what is true? SMH
"...he would...make the United States “the guardian of the Middle East” in return for 20 percent of the region’s revenues."
ROFL. As if. How is it possible for a grown man to be so stupid?
Trump grew up admiring the Mafia crime lords. But he has never been ruthless enough to try to get away with murder. He's a weaselly little coward that any capo would have iced before he could betray them.
Ivana on line one…
Nice region ya got here…
https://youtube.com/shorts/y2nmZx02IRU?si=iqhT-gwsB8w85vPw