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The Quirk's avatar

It's not a "relationship w/ alcohol" if you're just paying the bottles to fuck them.

The Quirk's avatar

He's got his head up at least one.

The Quirk's avatar

Never offer him a drink unless it's arsenic.

jqheywood's avatar

No, that was "Send in the Glenns"

jqheywood's avatar

Olympic wrestler taint reeks of Axe body spray?

jqheywood's avatar

He merely has a "wide stance" whilst drinking, erhm, Rob Roys.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Just as long as he doesn't marry Jim Beam or Johnny Walker. If he married one of them they'd both be dewers.

Ennui There Yet's avatar

Pre-cancer Christopher Hitches always had that look about him. Funnily, I'd much rather hang out with a smelly hung-over Hitchens than Breitbart in his Sunday best.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

And do you know who <i>else</i> had a relationship with cocaine before he entered politics?

PsycWench's avatar

I read the post originally as referring to an event on C- Span, as in "C-minus Span". Which explains so very much. Keep drinking, Andrew, and you'll be a regular on F-Span!

Joshua Norton's avatar

The middle of traffic in Dupont Circle looked like a nice place to take a nap. Got a problem with that commie?

TundraGrifter's avatar

"It wasn't a 'relationship.' It was more a one-night stand."

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"What's your relationship with alcohol?"

We just good friends...but he does give me the encouragement to make indecent overtures to Riley Waggaman. (Riley...why won't you return my calls??!)

Fartknocker's avatar

And denial is a river in Egypt Andy.

fuflans's avatar

to be fair, 'what is your relationship with alcohol' IS a loaded question.