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Marion Berry?

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It's not a "relationship w/ alcohol" if you're just paying the bottles to fuck them.

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He's got his head up at least one.

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Never offer him a drink unless it's arsenic.

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No, that was "Send in the Glenns"

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Olympic wrestler taint reeks of Axe body spray?

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He merely has a "wide stance" whilst drinking, erhm, Rob Roys.

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Just as long as he doesn't marry Jim Beam or Johnny Walker. If he married one of them they'd both be dewers.

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Pre-cancer Christopher Hitches always had that look about him. Funnily, I'd much rather hang out with a smelly hung-over Hitchens than Breitbart in his Sunday best.

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And do you know who <i>else</i> had a relationship with cocaine before he entered politics?

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I read the post originally as referring to an event on C- Span, as in "C-minus Span". Which explains so very much. Keep drinking, Andrew, and you'll be a regular on F-Span!

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The middle of traffic in Dupont Circle looked like a nice place to take a nap. Got a problem with that commie?

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"It wasn't a 'relationship.' It was more a one-night stand."

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"What's your relationship with alcohol?"

We just good friends...but he does give me the encouragement to make indecent overtures to Riley Waggaman. (Riley...why won't you return my calls??!)

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And denial is a river in Egypt Andy.

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to be fair, 'what is your relationship with alcohol' IS a loaded question.

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