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Owlftr13's avatar

At this point, I don't give a shit about Matt Gaetz. Six months from now he will be considered quaint.

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AKLynne's avatar

I am fine with reading it. I'm sure it will be entertaining. I just don't want to see anymore of his ugly face. I do like the idea of exposing all the other creeps in Congress though. I hope they do it.

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Zap's avatar

“And the people investigating me hated me.” Everyone hates you Matthew so that excuse has lost it’s effectiveness.

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

Home now, having undergone hip replacement surgery 2 days ago. My son is here caring for me for a week.

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BECKY's avatar

Hubby had it a couple of years ago, if you do your PT homework, you will do great.

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

Be well soon.

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eppe's avatar

Tabz are up. Dok Zoom initiates another battle in The War On Christmas.

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asmallmacropod 🐨's avatar

In TikTok is good for something news: I read there’s a trend of “ignoring" celebrities and influencers by not liking, commenting, or engaging with their content. Apparently the youts have had enough of the faux authenticity of celebrity. Keep going kids, suffocate the influencer pox of their oxygen.

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

oh hey, I do that too!

By not being on any of those things ^.^ Once again, ahead of the trends

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Tza's avatar

I'll take it.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Comcast and Charter use this gear.

"𝘞𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯, 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴, 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘺𝘣𝘦𝘳," 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘔𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘻 (𝘙-𝘍𝘓) 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘊𝘉𝘚 𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘴' 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘵 𝘉𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘍𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘚𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘺. "𝘞𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬, 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘴."

𝗨𝗦 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱𝗹𝘆 𝗺𝘂𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗧𝗣-𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗿𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝗻 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗸

It could end up like Huawei -Trump's gonna get ya, get ya, get ya

https://www.theregister.com/2024/12/18/us_govt_probes_tplink_routers/

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

Nothing says you are a serious person who understands the problem than when you say you are "trying to be better" "when it comes to cyber"

I too try to be better at the cyber.

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MorganX's avatar

Good morning, degenerates!!

Guess who's getting a new Macbook delivered tomorrow to replace the one witth the janked-up screen that fucked off a week ago? And this kindly-loaned but loathed tablet?

Yep. *sips oat milk latte without poisonous grass-fed whey protein*

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Mavenmaven's avatar

it is already the case

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

Isn’t it funny how Republicans, who were all screaming “Soros, Soros, Soros!” with zero evidence that he was actively doing anything other than donating his money to good causes, are now perfectly fine with Elmo being a irrigate President and buying our government?

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

hell, Trump himself has been acting like his lap dog. Yes, sir, with tears in my eyes, can I have some more?

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Orange Mussolini probably needs a loadn.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

He loves/hates the fact that elmo has real money.

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eppe's avatar

The ghost of Paul Harvey is just itching to release "Elon Musk: The Rest of the Story"

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

I'm just itching to read Elon Musk's obituary.

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eppe's avatar

Have a scratch on me.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

God Must isn't even close to dying.

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asmallmacropod 🐨's avatar

That we know of.

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Tza's avatar

Good news for me is 1) I'm out thru the end of the week on doctors' order so in-building chaos is not my issues and 2) I'm talking to HR today anyway about something else so I can ask them the shutdown protocol when I am not there to get the forms I need to sign (usually we can just email them).

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The Wanderer's avatar

Best to start planning.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Glad you are able to take time off.

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Tza's avatar

Yep. REALLY eats into sick leave if I need it next year but I have it for now.

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Cute Boots RocketCat's avatar

If you are an oligarch or CEO feeling unsafe, there is a new emergency number to call. Dial 7-7-7.

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Yeah. 6-6-6 gets you to Mierde-Lego.

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Cute Boots RocketCat's avatar

Temu Antichrist 6–6-7

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘨 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮, 𝘚𝘯𝘢𝘱𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘟—𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘳𝘺𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘴 𝘛𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘴𝘈𝘱𝘱—𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘤 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘶𝘣𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦𝘳, 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘸𝘦𝘣.

𝗪𝗵𝗼 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝘄𝗲𝗯? 𝗗𝗿𝘂𝗴 𝘀𝗮𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗹𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮

Drug sales on the dark web are trending downward in favor of Snapchat, Telegram, and others.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/12/who-needs-the-dark-web-drug-sales-flourish-on-social-media/

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tehbaddr's avatar

Still yucky with The Cruds. Thinking I might go by The Doc in The Box.

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Just stand back from the lid as you are turning the crank.

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tehbaddr's avatar

"Wish it into the cornfield!"

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Now, now. Don't be mean to the Doc.

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MRK's avatar

These next two days are going to suck. For me, I mean, not generally.

Today is the last day with students for the year. Which means most of them won't be there, because why come to school on the last day before a break? And I had to have all my grades updated yesterday, so I have nothing to do in my likely empty classroom, and very little to use to motivate students who do show up to do anything. Might try to do something fun, but that rarely succeeds on days like this, because there's so few students and they'd much rather just stare into their phones.

Tomorrow, however, is not the start of break for us, but a day where we have to do online training in AI. I suspect it will be in how to use AI to further make our jobs meaningless, not in how to prevent cheating with AI. So that will be fun.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Once again, I am so very grateful to have retired before I had to deal with AI in the high school History and English classroom. I just can't even imagine.

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

:hugs:

Are you allowed to let em be on their phones? Cause you can ask them to look stuff up on their phones. Like today, we are going down the rabbit hole on this subject. Let's go see what we can find on the intertubes

only do not say intertubes or they will think you are a dork

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JCfromNC's avatar

Also unless your diction is very precise, they will undoubtedly hear it as "innertubes" and they'll be really confused. And think you're a dork.

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MRK's avatar

I often can't get these kids to do work that actually gets them closer to graduation, and very few of them care about learning for learning's sake, so that's not likely to go anywhere, either.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I remember at one point trying to teach my students to use excel to calculate the math problems they were supposed to be doing and even when it LITERALLY GIVES YOU THE ANSWER TO WRITE ON YOUR PAPER and I had some who would not do any of it. Just obstinate to work.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

"You can use AI to write your lesson plans!"

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MRK's avatar

One of my bosses already uses it to write emails.

Which reminds me, our new superintendent, our new HR people, and our building's counselors all insist on e-mailing out newsletters. This is something that just started this year. I really want to tell them to blog on their own time.

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Tza's avatar

Weird, my place is the opposite. In the name of transparency the new Head Honcho is doing a weekly org-wide email and we all love it. But then he's talking about RELEVANT stuff.

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MRK's avatar

That's a big part of the problem. I don't need to know that my superintendent enjoyed a play at one of our elementary schools.

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Tza's avatar

Yep. That could do it. Ours is like:

Here is the State of the Agency (blandest part usually)

Here are any recent Decrees Head Honcho has made (90% how leave will work for holidays, 10% other stuff)

Here are upcoming Big Events to consider

Here are any recently hired bigwigs, say hello

Here are job openings in the agency if you or someone you know is looking

Here are safety concerns for this time of year (80% weather, 20% crazy shit people do around certain holidays)

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

Did you all get the safety thing on frying turkeys during November?

We get that every year now and it always surprises me that people are still dropping frozen birds into boiling oil XD

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Bobathonic's avatar

The employee viewpoint survey showed that 37% of respondents didn't think they got enough HR news.

I mean, that's what it would be where I work.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Do those 37% work in HR? Would explain a lot ...

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Bobathonic's avatar

Hell if I know, I never fill those things out.

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𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘚𝘊𝘖𝘛𝘜𝘚 𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘺 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘛𝘪𝘬𝘛𝘰𝘬—𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘈𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘈𝘤𝘵 𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵—𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘫𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘛𝘪𝘬𝘛𝘰𝘬 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵.

𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗶𝗳 𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗹𝗱

TikTok won’t get injunction but will get SCOTUS review ahead of potential ban.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/12/supreme-court-to-decide-if-tiktok-should-be-banned-or-sold/

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abbienormal's avatar

It needs to be banned or sold. We will never know what the actual national security threat is, but members of Congress know and so do the judges that have heard the cases so far. Apparently, it is bad.

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

I distrust Musk and Bezos and Zuckerberg as much or more than I do the Chinese.

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