Here is a Shocking! revelation from Steve Green, president of the crafting-for-Jesus Hobby Lobby chain. He still hates birth control, of course, because he sincerely believes it murders babies. Lucky for him the Supreme Court agreed he has a First Amendment right to disregard the law because of how sincerely he believes that. (Yep,
"I just didn't bother checking when there's MONEYZ TO BE MADE, YO!" *confetti drops from ceiling, nightclub music plays*
Gosh, <i>who</i> could have guessed the Hobby Lobby decision would prove to be not just terrible for women, but also would clearly flag people with &quot;sincerely held beliefs&quot; as charlatans and hypocrites?
I am just waaay too lazy to even type this into the Googles, but what&#039;s the difference in what Hobby Lobby pays for health insurance now versus what they&#039;d be paying if they had to cover birth control for female employees? I&#039;m going to guess it ends with the word &quot;millions&quot; with an S, in which case I&#039;d like to raffle off tickets to kick Mr Green (funny, in the original board game he&#039;s a Reverend) straight in the wedding vegetables. (With votes? Without votes? Who knows. Whatever doesn&#039;t violate my sincerely-held religious belief of the week.)
Under Steve Green&#039;s logic, I can know that Steve Green is a hypocritical douche simply because I say so. And if he disagrees, too bad because my belief in that knowledge is sincerely held.
It is Steve Green&#039;s sincerely held religious belief that making more money is good and shelling out more money is bad. Why is that so hard for <i>you people</i> to understand?
Facts you invent in your head count for everything, to the point of dragging the matter to the Suprene Court. * Facts you can actually check? Ehhh ... why bother?
*The fact that the Supreme Court agreed is a mind-buggering travesty.
Those are for hanging clothes on. They can&#039;t be held responsible if someone puts them to other uses.
I heard this hole was a glory hole, but see, because Richers are all so well endowed, they can&#039;t fit! *
*Not intended to be a Biblically Factual** Statement
**Does Not Exist
&quot;I just didn&#039;t bother checking when there&#039;s MONEYZ TO BE MADE, YO!&quot; *confetti drops from ceiling, nightclub music plays*
Gosh, <i>who</i> could have guessed the Hobby Lobby decision would prove to be not just terrible for women, but also would clearly flag people with &quot;sincerely held beliefs&quot; as charlatans and hypocrites?
Oh... that many people?
&quot;That is such shit! More like &#039;sincerely smelled beliefs&#039;, amirite??&quot;
(Paraphrasing Ginsburg)
I am just waaay too lazy to even type this into the Googles, but what&#039;s the difference in what Hobby Lobby pays for health insurance now versus what they&#039;d be paying if they had to cover birth control for female employees? I&#039;m going to guess it ends with the word &quot;millions&quot; with an S, in which case I&#039;d like to raffle off tickets to kick Mr Green (funny, in the original board game he&#039;s a Reverend) straight in the wedding vegetables. (With votes? Without votes? Who knows. Whatever doesn&#039;t violate my sincerely-held religious belief of the week.)
I think I see the problem here: Mr Green simply doesn&#039;t know how to party.
WWJA: What would Jeebus abort?
Under Steve Green&#039;s logic, I can know that Steve Green is a hypocritical douche simply because I say so. And if he disagrees, too bad because my belief in that knowledge is sincerely held.
It is Steve Green&#039;s sincerely held religious belief that making more money is good and shelling out more money is bad. Why is that so hard for <i>you people</i> to understand?
The only sincerely held belief Steve Green has is &quot;I sincerely believe I have mine, so screw you!&quot;
Holly Hobby&#039;s closely held breeder fetish becomes expendable when it interferes with $$$$$ ka-ching, ka-ching.
He had to make room for those beliefs, and besides he wasn&#039;t using those ethics anyway. They were just taking up space.
Facts you invent in your head count for everything, to the point of dragging the matter to the Suprene Court. * Facts you can actually check? Ehhh ... why bother?
*The fact that the Supreme Court agreed is a mind-buggering travesty.
True, but they all might be dead and roasting in Hell by then, and in the meantime we&#039;ve got to live with the horrible consequences.
&quot;I don&#039;t hate the Jews, but I invest in I.G. Farben because they make other products besides Zyklon - B.&quot;