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chascates's avatar

And please: no broken CRTs or soiled mattresses!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Book for sale: Charlie the Choom Choom"

Or maybe "Do It Yourself Lung Exercise Kit"

fuflans's avatar

but you can TOTALLY sell bamz' senate seat.

that's fuckin golden.

bobbert's avatar

Arguably, all cats should be named "Meatloaf". After the dish, not the "singer".

Lot_49's avatar

Check out the globes on <a href="http:\/\/www.laughingsunrenovations.com\/houses\/Eleanor\/bath_medcab.jpg" target="_blank">this one</a>.

Lot_49's avatar

In your Supreme Ruler gig, it would be helpful if you enjoyed being advised by a cabinet of wise-asses who have no constructive suggestions on how to to rule, but lots of hilarious commentary on the way you do it.

Lot_49's avatar

What? No Betamax or Super8?

Lot_49's avatar

The post-Sandy New Economy emerges! How many upfists per p? Hope there won't be any currency manipulation.

Lot_49's avatar

And west of "the 5" as we call it "out" here.