What's this, what's this? Are we starting up Wonkette Classifieds? Indeed we are, Poors, and at just the right hobo price: FREE. You could sell a boat! Or barter some moon rocks! Or pen a plaintive missive seeking love from likeminded jerk-offs! But why are we doing this when it will not make us any muneez? That is an excellent question that we will figure out later! Mostly because we love you, idiots, whatever, we guess.
In your Supreme Ruler gig, it would be helpful if you enjoyed being advised by a cabinet of wise-asses who have no constructive suggestions on how to to rule, but lots of hilarious commentary on the way you do it.
And please: no broken CRTs or soiled mattresses!
"Book for sale: Charlie the Choom Choom"
Or maybe "Do It Yourself Lung Exercise Kit"
but you can TOTALLY sell bamz' senate seat.
that's fuckin golden.
Arguably, all cats should be named "Meatloaf". After the dish, not the "singer".
Check out the globes on <a href="http:\/\/www.laughingsunrenovations.com\/houses\/Eleanor\/bath_medcab.jpg" target="_blank">this one</a>.
In your Supreme Ruler gig, it would be helpful if you enjoyed being advised by a cabinet of wise-asses who have no constructive suggestions on how to to rule, but lots of hilarious commentary on the way you do it.
What? No Betamax or Super8?
The post-Sandy New Economy emerges! How many upfists per p? Hope there won&#039;t be any currency manipulation.
And west of &quot;the 5&quot; as we call it &quot;out&quot; here.