Hog-Castrating Senate Candidate: Stephen Colbert Brings You Every Possible Testicle Joke
Without a Todd Aiken, a Christine O'Donnell, or a Sharron Angle this time around, Iowa Senate candidate Joni Ernst and her cheerful ad about castrating hogs and politicians are just about the best thing to happen to the 2014 campaign so far. So here's Stephen Colbert with almost all the possible ball-cutting-off jokes in the world. Is the segment juvenile and snickering? You bet your sweet ass it is -- and we wouldn't expect anything less.
We've watched this thing about five times now, and we just keep giggling. Just don't look in Stephen's shed.
....Iowa, hog castrator to the world, Tool, Taker, Slacker of Wheat
Send their sons to the military to avoid jail for messing with a school bus' brakes?