Without a Todd Aiken, a Christine O'Donnell, or a Sharron Angle this time around, Iowa Senate candidate Joni Ernst and her cheerful ad about castrating hogs and politicians are just about the best thing to happen to the 2014 campaign so far. So here's Stephen Colbert with almost all the possible ball-cutting-off jokes in the world. Is the segment juvenile and snickering? You bet your sweet ass it is -- and we wouldn't expect anything less.
Our dog got his ballectomy last Friday. I suggested using the c. 1950 caponizers we got from my father-in-law, but probably better to let the vet do it. I haz a confuze, though- they left the empty ballsack on- thought hey would have cut that off too.
....Iowa, hog castrator to the world, Tool, Taker, Slacker of Wheat
Send their sons to the military to avoid jail for messing with a school bus' brakes?
Our dog got his ballectomy last Friday. I suggested using the c. 1950 caponizers we got from my father-in-law, but probably better to let the vet do it. I haz a confuze, though- they left the empty ballsack on- thought hey would have cut that off too.
I wanted to buy him a pretty pink chew toy and my son asked \"Haven't you emasculated him enough already\"?