Sorry, kids, but Pixar's newest release, Hating Breitbart , will be rated R, so you will have to either sneak in with fake IDs or wait for it to appear on Encore in, oh, three months.
For all the churches who won&#039;t use their busses to go see an R-rated movie, sell earmuffs loaded with an alternative, not potentially offensive soundtrack. (<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=6RGcb7alSk0" target="_blank">&quot;Our God is an Awesome God&quot; </a>punctuated with subliminal &quot;Don&#039;t vote for black people&quot; on continuous loop)
My understanding is that &quot;fuck&quot; becomes R rating material if it is referring to actual sexual intercourse rather than if it is used as a swear word. So possibly there is reference to sexual activity regarding Breitbart. Which is a perfectly good reason to stay home watching Phineas and Ferb.
Elsewhere, Tucker Carlson got his bowtie all in a knot because the mainstream media refuses to take &quot;The Daily Caller&quot; exposes seriously...
I&#039;m sure the One Million Moms will call for a boycott. They object to Urban Outfitters T-shirts that say &quot;Spooning Can Lead to Forking&quot;, noting &quot;Sadly, [that] isn&#039;t far from the truth.&quot;
It is true.
I refuse to go see any of the movies with nude Breitbarts in them.
This movie features dicks, assholes, fucksticks, cockbuckets, and shitstains.
How in the world did they think it would get rated PG-13?
Merchandising and marketing opportunity!
For all the churches who won&#039;t use their busses to go see an R-rated movie, sell earmuffs loaded with an alternative, not potentially offensive soundtrack. (<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=6RGcb7alSk0" target="_blank">&quot;Our God is an Awesome God&quot; </a>punctuated with subliminal &quot;Don&#039;t vote for black people&quot; on continuous loop)
Deader than Breitbart.
Oh, wait...
Imma guess that&#039;s the &quot;delay in release&quot;.
They&#039;ll have to wait for the fast-food tie-in.
FUCK THE MACHINE? FUCK THE MACINE? FUCK THE MACHINE!!!!!
My understanding is that &quot;fuck&quot; becomes R rating material if it is referring to actual sexual intercourse rather than if it is used as a swear word. So possibly there is reference to sexual activity regarding Breitbart. Which is a perfectly good reason to stay home watching Phineas and Ferb.
They forced us to put a black bar over that fuck whenever he was on screen.
Rated &quot;R&quot; for: HE&#039;S DEAD!!!
I think maybe the R rating had nothing to do with all the fucks in the movie, or with the lack of fucks that most people give about it.
I think it is a result of the huge, steaming pile of bullshit that is the central premise of the entire movie.
The MPAA is just trying to shield our children from a lethal dose of lies.
Oh sure, you can claim that bestiality isn&#039;t sex, but that doesn&#039;t make it so. Children must be protected from that kind of thing.
I don&#039;t need a movie to teach me how to hate Breitbart.
Elsewhere, Tucker Carlson got his bowtie all in a knot because the mainstream media refuses to take &quot;The Daily Caller&quot; exposes seriously...
Take off you blinders! Everybody know that Bamz had him killed. Probably because he was on the trail of the &quot;Whitey&quot; tape...
I&#039;m sure the One Million Moms will call for a boycott. They object to Urban Outfitters T-shirts that say &quot;Spooning Can Lead to Forking&quot;, noting &quot;Sadly, [that] isn&#039;t far from the truth.&quot;