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Sallyfemina's avatar

I've never been Catholic, but so far I'm liking Pope Bob's jib.

I too would go to a game for that hat.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Has white smoke started emerging from the White House yet?

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. Does one have to sit through the whole game, or are they handing out the pope hats when one enters?

Mommadillo's avatar

Aw, man - not this shit again. I thought we got the evil Catholic POTUS shit worked out with JFK. You wouldn’t believe how people carried on when he was campaigning, and especially after he was elected.

Pat Dolan's avatar

I know I'm fighting a losing battle.

Pope Leo was born in Chicago in North America.

Pope Francis was born in Buenos Aires South America.

Notice anything?

Yeah, I'm Canadian. Why do you ask?

Birb-General of the US's avatar

The last two Catholic presidents were Democrats.

SkeptiKC's avatar

The ONLY two Catholic presidents were Democrats.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Pope Leo! Woot, woot! 💚💙💜

I'm a pagan, and I absolutely admire the guy! In a battle of wits, Rump has taken a wet lasagna noodle to a howitzer fight.

SkeptiKC's avatar

This unapologetic atheist raised in the Catholic church and educated in Catholic schools is also more than just a tad fond of Pope Leo. He is an educated, humble, and honorable man.

And it was my Catholic school education that made me an atheist. I was educated by Jesuits in high school and they encouraged us all to think critically and ask LOTS of questions.

Denis's avatar

Socrates went with hemlock.

Illuminancer's avatar

I really wish I could get to Chicago for that game. Rate Field is nice despite having a very stupid name, and while there's a high probability that the Sox will suck, it should be fun in the stands.

Shoutout to my man Macaroni and his crew. IFKYK.

Pope Jen is Weak on Crème!'s avatar

How dare the guy who claims to be the personal representative of the Prince of Peace ask people to pray for peace!

The actual fuck

Alternative Dog's avatar

LOL at your updated handle.

Sue Garcia's avatar

How is it that this moron is president and how do we get him out of the White House?

Pope Jen is Weak on Crème!'s avatar

Well, when bigots love their bigotry very much, and everyone else is too busy washing their hair because Too Left or Not Left Enough, this is what happens.

CC's avatar

Don't forget that one candidate had a vagina...God forbid! 🤦🏻‍♀️

Palisadesoffunkedelic's avatar

Nice tithing church you got there....hope an internecine war doesn't use all that money (hand out for payment).

Brian McCurdy's avatar

If Trump were Catholic, he'd be in the confessional booth for a WHILE just detailing all the lies in that one social media post alone. They'd need to ordain a priest to deal with him full-time. We'd need to dedicate a data center solely to figure out how many Hail Marys he'd need to say.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

They'd have to do like his lawyers and always have two priests in the confessional so he couldn't lie about what was said.

Andre's avatar

At this point, it's just a GOTO loop for him.