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Respiteini's avatar

Lol. Seriously? The National Cathedral? That's an Episcopal church. If she knew the kind of left LIEBURAL heathenry that went on in that church every Sunday, she'd be marching right in front of the Mooslims.

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chicken thief's avatar

But how does Christine feel about an energy drink guzzlin homosecksul MooseLimb? Is a triple negative a positive?

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Rank Member's avatar

"Thank your mom today for not being gay"

OK, I'm in.

Thanks mom, for (as far as I know) not being gay .

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Oh, heavens no! I meant somewhere out on the panhandle, where the number of people she would come into contact with would be much lower.

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Strawberry Shortfuse's avatar

First day I started a new HS in rural Indiana: "Oh, you're Catholic? We're mostly Christians around here."

That was in the 80s but I'm prrrreeeeetttty certain that attitude hasn't changed.

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diogenez's avatar

Wait - Oklahoma? Has she BEEN to Oklahoma?

No one wants to move to Oklahoma.

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cheetojeebus's avatar

She needs to ease back on the eye of newt. It's makin' her a little cray cray.

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Official Teabagger's avatar

You're getting a mobility scooter. And you're getting a mobility scooter. You're all getting mobility scooters!

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The Quirk's avatar

Can we take out the batteries first?

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willi0000000's avatar

that stare just burned a bunch of pixels on my screen before i could scroll down off of it.

[don't worry Shy, none of them were orange]

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willi0000000's avatar

i'm not gay either but it's too late to thank my mother.

[not that she would have cared . . . except for the way society treated the gays in the 50's]

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Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

No, they are worried sick about her. Their day to day life might be easier, but they worry.

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Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

13:00h on any Fri. the 13th.

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OooShiny's avatar

She's also done this in D.C. and in Texas; she does not discriminate regarding location, for she will go to any length to travel anywhere Muslims dare to gather publically.

No one is safe when she's around.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Couldn't the police shoot/beat to death this mentally ill homeless person instead?

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

she's non-blah so no.

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