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Best fucking country in the world!

USA! USA! USA!

(excuse me while I puke up lunch)

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Homeless, eh? How long until Kasich purges her from the voter rolls?

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Can we crowdfund her a car like that guy in Detroit?

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Not to be cold-hearted, but couldn't she have stayed closer to the courthouse for the duration of the trial? There are plenty of overpasses in Columbus.

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I'd barter a couple cans of hobo beans and check under the couch cushions in order to help get her a bus pass, or an Uber account...

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A water pipe froze and burst in my Columbus house this week. It's been an ordeal, but 100 times better than living outside in weather cold enough to freeze pipes.

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"Are there no overpasses?"

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See? The amount of Justice you receive is not influenced by how much money you have.

Yay, America!

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I'm not even going to wonder what color the victim is.

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And yet another reason to defund mass transit!

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Shoulda built an igloo. Bootstraps!

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Not sure if this is going to make you feel any better, but I was also too thinking the same thing. If she's homeless... what diff does it make where she crashes?

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A little off topic, but she didn't manage to get a photo of her rapist with her free Obamaphone?

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This is pretty astounding. The prosecutors couldn't touch base with the local women's center to get this woman a series of rides or a safe place to stay near court? Awful.

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Ew, well, she was kinda smelly.

~ anonymous spokesperson

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If she was white the perp would have died from complications of being arrested.

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